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to not want a third tit?

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ColdSancerre Fri 23-Sep-11 22:19:43

Because it seems my body is trying to grow one out of the side of my left breast. It appeared yesterday and is just getting bigger and more red. I suppose the third tit doesn't care it is being unreasonable or not though.

FabbyChic Fri 23-Sep-11 22:20:48

oh i was going to say divorce him then!

FunnysInTheGarden Fri 23-Sep-11 22:21:56

YANBU, but doesn't a third tit make you a witch? You have to feed your familiars from it IIRC

rushofbloodtothefeet Fri 23-Sep-11 22:21:56

Ohhh, is this a pus porn/boob fetishist thread all in one?

ColdSancerre Fri 23-Sep-11 22:21:57

Would I get a good divorce settlement?

PrettyCandles Fri 23-Sep-11 22:22:23

Ah, but it could offer you a whole new carreer - you could be the latest, the greatest, Zit Porn Star!

amistillsexy Fri 23-Sep-11 22:22:31

Do you need to get to the doctor? Is it a lump, or is it just a very big spot?

ColdSancerre Fri 23-Sep-11 22:22:55

Just don't, I don't do pus. I'm way too genteel.

Have applied tea tree oil because DP told me to.

amistillsexy Fri 23-Sep-11 22:23:38

OOOO I've been trying tio avoid all the puss talk!

Get thee behind me!

grin

ColdSancerre Fri 23-Sep-11 22:24:07

amistill it's not a worrying go to the doc lump, don't worry.

amistillsexy Fri 23-Sep-11 22:24:34

X post, ColdSancerre. Lavender oil is good for spots as well.

rushofbloodtothefeet Fri 23-Sep-11 22:25:50

We need pictures of course

grin

amistillsexy Fri 23-Sep-11 22:26:03

I should have known from the lighthearted way you posted but had a few too many friends with worrying ones recently-panicked a bit! blush

ColdSancerre Fri 23-Sep-11 22:26:15

OK I have lavender oil, I'll try that in the morning.

Imagine trying to get a suitable bra. I don't think even bravissimo could help. I need it to fuck off really.

LineRunner Fri 23-Sep-11 22:26:29

It's a cyst.

There's the correct way, and there's LineRunner's Friday Night Wartner Way....

LineRunner Fri 23-Sep-11 22:28:50

Seriously, get it clean with a nice sterilised wipe or cloth, and pop along to your nearest Health Centre or walk-in tomorrow.

You may need anti-biotics and in the meantime a couple of ibuprofen will help.

MissBeehiving Fri 23-Sep-11 22:29:09

Are there pictures yet?

<fingers twitching>

ColdSancerre Fri 23-Sep-11 22:34:42

No, there aren't pictures. I'll pass on circulating pics of my left breast on the Internet.

It doesn't hurt and it's very near the surface. I'm certain it's a non worrying third tit.

PrettyCandles Fri 23-Sep-11 22:52:31

Are you sure it doesn't hurt? Because incipient zits usually ache and itch as they form.

A non-painful breast lump is, I think, a bit more worrying than a hot zit. If it isn't looking more zit-like tomorrow, maybe you should consider flashing at the GP?

TheControversialJessie Sat 24-Sep-11 10:53:42

pus porn? What the hell kind of thread have I pissed recently?

TheControversialJessie Sat 24-Sep-11 10:54:10

* missed
missed
missed

Thank you. As you were.

ChaoticAngeloftheUnderworld Sat 24-Sep-11 10:58:02

grin at Jessie

Proudnscary Sat 24-Sep-11 10:59:03

ha ha ha @ pissed Jessie!

TheControversialJessie Sat 24-Sep-11 11:20:10

But what are all these references to "pus porn"?

chill1243 Sat 24-Sep-11 12:02:33

I am on your side; as long as its not the side with the third tit on.

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