I hear Coldplay and I just think, ugh, he's singing about a woman whose cook screwed up the pesto and whose child's Latin tutor is failing to teach piano simultaneously with teaching Latin so the kids are just falling right behind the other kids and the whole lot of them will go to hell in a handcart unless those mangoes ripen in time for the Fijian delegation dinner.
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To think that all Coldplay songs are about Gwyneth's GOOP lifestyle?
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mrszimmerman · 22/09/2011 11:30
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