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to hide my dh's skid marked pants/boxers

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Mrsperkytits Wed 14-Sep-11 18:07:11 the inside row of the rotary washing line so my neighbours cant see and use 3 pegs to cover up such skiddage or should I just let the neighbours see what a nightmare of a skidder he really is. btw they are expensive pants/boxers so cant replace them on a weekly basis.

Have seen him wipe his arse and he takes ages so god knows how such skiddagery occurs.

FabbyChic Wed 14-Sep-11 18:08:02

Id throw them away Id be fucked if my partner would wear shitty pants.

Get some wet ones for the toilet for gods sake.

onepieceofcremeegg Wed 14-Sep-11 18:08:50

Firstly I would ask my dh to do his own laundry. If items were so dreadfully marked/stained then I would bin them. Ask him to try using a decent biological powder and washing at 60.
Why would your neighbours be able to observe the inside of your husband's undergarments? Do they come and closely inspect them? confused

onepieceofcremeegg Wed 14-Sep-11 18:09:43

Are you anything to do with the other thread where someone's pants and tights were stolen and 3 pillowcases allegedly left in their place?

AgentZigzag Wed 14-Sep-11 18:10:09

It must be follow through then if he's wiping technique is OK.

But thanks for forcing me to think about your DH wiping his shitty arse grin

Get black ones so it won't show up?

Mrsperkytits Wed 14-Sep-11 18:11:36

No Im not, we have never had anything stolen from our washing line, prob the sight of said skiddage would scare them off

worraliberty Wed 14-Sep-11 18:11:39

That's disgusting, how old is he ffs?

AgentZigzag Wed 14-Sep-11 18:12:42

My neighbours sometimes bring our washing in if it starts raining onepiece, so I'm careful how worn our undies are when I put them out.

onepieceofcremeegg Wed 14-Sep-11 18:13:04

Oh good, glad it wasn't your dh's pants that were stolen! grin

squeakytoy Wed 14-Sep-11 18:15:53

I would change my washing powder to one that worked if I were you, as a first step.

ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs Wed 14-Sep-11 18:24:10

Does he wipe his cock on the handtowel too?

Crosshair Wed 14-Sep-11 18:24:53

I would bin them. Im slightly confused how this has happened to more than one pair.

DownbytheRiverside Wed 14-Sep-11 18:27:33

He needs to scrub his own laundry and learn better personal hygiene.
Why are you even considering dealing with them?

usualsuspect Wed 14-Sep-11 18:29:17

Whats with all the shit threads just lately

Black pants.


DownbytheRiverside Wed 14-Sep-11 18:32:01

Coprophilia, the next passion of choice.
Could replace Bumsex on Fridays, or be combined into a dual gross-out thread.

DownbytheRiverside Wed 14-Sep-11 18:32:54

Boulevard, are you taking too much iron?
Or did you mean brown pants?

pippilongsmurfing Wed 14-Sep-11 18:35:12

If my DH had pants like that he would not be "D" for much longer.

He is a grown man FFS, it is just gross, throw them out.

NanettaStocker Wed 14-Sep-11 18:36:07

Does he have a haemorrhoid that is preventing his anus from closing properly, causing leakage?

Has he been checked for colitis or crohn's disease?

Bunbaker Wed 14-Sep-11 18:36:38

Does he have any health issues in that department?

Good god.

You need better washing powder, he needs potty trained again.

NettoSuperstar Wed 14-Sep-11 18:37:22

Leave him, the bastard.

NettoSuperstar Wed 14-Sep-11 18:39:04

What kind of health issues cause skids bunbaker? confused

onepieceofcremeegg Wed 14-Sep-11 18:40:06

I think you should discuss this with him, not us. It is not really a laundry problem imo. (my tiny dd sometimes has yucky pants but she is recently potty trained and a good hot wash with ariel soon sorts them out).

Your dh is either ill or lazy. Either way he is extremely disrespectful in leaving his mess for you to sort.

If it was my dh, I would put them items in a bag. Sit down with him calmly and say what I had observed. Ask him to resolve the short term problem himself (wash or bin the underwear). And if a potential health problem ask him to visit the GP.

If utter laziness then I would question the relationship tbh.

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac Wed 14-Sep-11 18:40:57

Oh my Good God, why the unwashable skids? What is wrong with the man? Maybe he should shack up with the cock washing towel wiper!

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