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feeling absolutely mortified!!!!!

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keresley Fri 19-Aug-11 22:06:26

Was sending a text to my very close friend earlier. To my absolute horror - I realised that I sent the text to my husbands brother by mistake. I am so ashamed and embarrassed.

It read

....... I've got a gynae appointment in a couple of weeks. Looks like my fanny is falling out. I mean literally - falling out. My bladder has fallen into my vaginal wall. Prob need an op but will c what the gynae says..................

Can you believe that my bro in law read that? The absolute SHAME of it all blush

Unlurked Fri 19-Aug-11 22:08:51

Oopsie! Not sure there's an awful lot you can do to remedy that particular situation...

fifitrixibellesmith Fri 19-Aug-11 22:09:23


Bestb411pm Fri 19-Aug-11 22:09:34


Poor you! Any chance of styling it out? Saying you didn't mean to send it to him, but now you've introduced him to your fanny can you just inform him despite it's current problems you keep it trimmed, and it's actually very attractive?

pigletmania Fri 19-Aug-11 22:09:37

oh dear blush

Tortington Fri 19-Aug-11 22:10:31

pmsl - funniest thing i read in ages

pxs hope your fanny doesn't fall out

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Fri 19-Aug-11 22:10:36

Oh dear. Brilliant tale for the dinner table though!

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots Fri 19-Aug-11 22:11:41

pffffff Custy's "ps. hope your fanny doesn't fall out"!! Not a laughing matter I kniw, but ppfpfpfpfffff!

skybluepearl Fri 19-Aug-11 22:11:44

how funny!

startwig1982 Fri 19-Aug-11 22:11:59

Whoops! Bless your heart, send another text saying that wasn't meant for him and I'm sure he won't mention it. If it makes you feel better, I sent a text saying "I love you" to dh's best friend.... Huge embarrassment but he hasn't mentioned it since! blush

debivamp Fri 19-Aug-11 22:13:12

ha ha - but look on the bright side - it could worse. you could have sent it to your boss!!

Dilligaf81 Fri 19-Aug-11 22:14:40

Thanks you I was sat here feeling sorry for myself and you have made me laugh so much. If I sent that to my BIL I dont think he would look at me again. Although he already thinks mines falling out after 4 big babies and SIL has opted for 2 C sections (private) with hers and she (I quote) Wants to keep tight down below ??? WTF!

Hope your ok though, a friend had what sounds very similar to you and was really worried about the op but has since said it was the best thing she has done.

Good luck

giyadas Fri 19-Aug-11 22:16:10

I clicked on this having read the earlier mortified thread. TBH I was thinking if you haven't sneezed out a tampon in a major supermarket then you're probably being overly dramatic. But you're not, that really is blush . Can you not blame it on your DH, say he lost a bet or something? <desperate on your behalf>

rogersmellyonthetelly Fri 19-Aug-11 22:16:17

Oops. You'll just have to brazen it out I'm afraid or pretend your phone was stolen.......

Hassled Fri 19-Aug-11 22:16:42

Please don't let your fanny fall out. I'll light a candle for your fanny.

keresley Fri 19-Aug-11 22:17:32

I can see the funny side. I am red with embarrassment but can also see that it's like a scene from the inbetweeners! He is probably even more mortified than me!! When I told my husband - he just laughed so hysterically that he couldn't speak for laughing for about 10 minutes!

ledkr Fri 19-Aug-11 22:17:43

did he reply with some details about his penis? grin

lifechanger Fri 19-Aug-11 22:19:19

I will be worrying about your fanny now.

giyadas Fri 19-Aug-11 22:20:02

<waves candle aloft in support of keresley's fanny>
<can't think of a better word than support>

shuckleberryfinn Fri 19-Aug-11 22:20:58

That's brilliant. :D you should keep at it. I appear to have a warped sense of humour.

Being fair after my first section I did wander round telling people that at least I didn't have a baggy gash. This time DH is getting nowhere near me to find out. Bet I couldn't do the ping pong ball trick anymore

lydiamama Fri 19-Aug-11 22:25:25

Oh dear, I feel for you, ooops your funny fannysmile. Send a message apologising for the mistake, he is surely worried for you and his brother by now, and he may be telling his mum and family, so if you want him to keep quiet be quick.
Thanks for posting it

Bananamash Fri 19-Aug-11 22:29:52


SpawnChorus Fri 19-Aug-11 22:35:19


If it makes you feel any better, here's my recent in-law mortification story:

We had a family get together to meet my new niece and my sister's MIL for the first time. I was ovulating, and I often get a Not in a sexytime way, just unprompted sogginess. Anyway, I'm usually a scruffy jeans wearer, and I guess denim is nicely absorbant as I never have a problem with it usually (you can see where this is going).

So I wore some nice pants (slinkyish) and a pair of pale lightweight cotton trousers. I felt a bit of lube-age going on down below as I bent over cooing at the baby (arse towards sister's MIL), but didn't fret too much about it, until I went to the loo about half an hour later and saw in the mirror that my moist gusset had oozed ALL OVER the seat area of my trousers. It absolutely looked like I'd wet myself. And then had brazenly waved my damp arse around the restaurant. And it's not as if you can say, oh that wet patch isn't wee by the way, it's just my fanny juice.

I literally gnawing my fist as I remember this incident.

<<slaps self repeatedly to distract from mental anguish>>

LolaRennt Fri 19-Aug-11 22:39:21

Send another text.

Being that you are my absoloute favourite BIL in all of the world, I am sure you have realised this was sent to you in error and won't go further than us. Expect a fab xmas gift.
Love your doting SIL

LolaRennt Fri 19-Aug-11 22:41:44

Op seriously though. Damage control needs to be done. Send another text saying your very childish friends have hijacked your mobile. Please ignore!

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