To be totally turned of my dh and see him in a different light because he wants.....

[Nicola567]

a quad bike

I have no problem with his original idea of a motorbike but a quad brings up images of some prat trying to look cool and failing miserably.

On a farm etc is great but not driving on the main roads to get to work.

Am getting a red neck just thinking about it.

[AgentZigzag]

Oh you poor love

Have you not seen any indicators that he's like that before?

[Kayano]

Leave the bastard

[GreenEyesandHam]

Ugh. Your DH is now turning my stomach.

[BelleDameSansMerci]

That made me smile... Things that put me off my ex included quad bike, wearing football strip, sometimes taking his shirt off in public, etc. YANBU.

[Nicola567]

I am actually being serious!

He is now looking at one that I can get on the back off

[Nicola567]

Exactly beer!

[aliceliddell]

Stranded - even if you don't wear a helmet? (Like they do round here)

[worraliberty]

If he doesn't already have a scrawny grey ponytail, may I suggest you buy him a stick on?

[Nicola567]

Really stranded?

I just don't "get" them!

I think he would look like a knob!

[Wallace]

What about a trike?

[ChazsBrilliantAttitude]

ahem cough cough midlifecrisis cough cough ahem

[Nicola567]

I think it is a early midlife crisis, he is suddenly obsessed with river island and converse after years of me having to dress him.

He is only 35btw but seems to be regressing at a alarming rate!

[Lizzylou]

I suppose a quad bike is better than trying to shag 19yr old blonde secretaries?

Marginally.

[PerryCombover]

On the bright side at least you know he isn't having an affair

Imagine trying to pull on a quad bike..ha ha ha ha ha ha

[RightUpMyRue]

YANBU. He sounds ill.

[ChaoticAngelofGryffindor]

It's cheaper than a Ferrari

[alowVera]

Tell him to get a motorbike and stop being a pansy.

[Nicola567]

Not sure if I am feeling better or not that most people seem to agree with me?

Did chuckle out loud at the pansy comment though :D

[nomoreheels]

No, no no. Quads are an utter nuisance round where I am. (urban setting) The engine noise is bloody annoying & loud & they're always being driven by scrotes. Some of them love to ride them in the park next to my house, where they destroy the greens & scare off the nice people who use the park, e.g. dogwalkers & families.

Horrible things. The sound of one is enough to make me break out in hives. When the police publicly crushed some confiscated ones in our local supermarket car park I cheered!

[SnapesPlaything]

Agree with alowVera, tell him to be a real man and get a Harley.

[FreudianSlipper]

i feel embarassed for you

imagine it being parked outside, oh the shame. agree tell him that a real man would get a harley and that they are hot

[nocake]

All the downsides of a motorbike with none of the benefits (like being able to jump traffic queues). He's an idiot.