I'm confused: I'm middle class, I eat crisps and Krave, read the Daily Mail

[BurningBridges]

... but only ironically, and I'm fat (crisps and Krave). AIBU to stay on Mumsnet and if so, where is there a place for me here? (Goat lovers need not reply). Oh and if anyone remembers my previous incarnation, I judge people who keep their DVDs in bookcases (that'll be the middleclassiness coming out). Please help me.

[MrSpoc]

Sorry your Ducked Royally. If it helps I thought mumsnet was plagued with middles class people but im ok as I am in a lcass of my own.

[ConfessionsOfAnAchingFanjo]

Are you being paid to push Krave? You've been mentioning it a lot in the last half hour.

[ThePrincessRoyalFiggyrolls]

don't know wtf Krave is nor do I frankly care.

[noddyholder]

Whats krave

[MrSpoc]

its what you get when your pregnant. My wife Kraved dorritos crisp

[LineRunner]

O dear me. Krave is allegedly a breakfast cereal served at poorly-managed breakfast clubs.

It has come to symbolise all that is wrong with fussing the lower classes.

[usualsuspect]

Coco pops are much nicer

but then I don't proclaim to be middle class so what do I know

[bigfatcath]

My DH is an Oxbridge graduate we live in posh Surrey and my girls eat Krave cereals so there Line runner (stick tongue out emotion) ... and fruit shoots sometimes but eating innocent smoothies at mo!

[Rindercella]

What's Krave? And why don't they spell it with a 'c'? I am very middle class and have never hear of it. Mind you, I'd rather drink my own piss than read the Daily Mail.

[bigfatcath]

Daily Mail horrid paper... though I read it online in order to become outraged!

[bigfatcath]

Daily Mail horrid paper... though I read it online in order to become outraged!

[TheProvincialLady]

You are LMC. There is no greater insult.

[bigfatcath]

Pah!!!! Double post sorry. Need wine.

[sue52]

What's krave. Is it like weetabix with dried powdered goat? Daily Mail would be of use only in a loo roll emergency.

[Mamaz0n]

i am clearly not on enough drugs to be on MN today.

I am totally confused by most of the threads atm

[NettoSuperstar]

I steal buy Krave for my goat.

[Rindercella]

And what's all this about goats?? I have hardly been on here over the last couple of weeks and now I am here just about every thread references goats Or perhaps someone could pass me the and all will become clear!

[NeverEvenHeardOfAgentZigzag]

I don't have a goat, and I don't feed it krave.

But I do wipe my arse on £10 notes.

[bigfatcath]

I bathe in champagne and feed the goat caviar.

[Binfullofmaggotsonthe45]

Wow Krave! What clever spotty marketeer came up with that one.

Is the catchy caption - Krave - a rock of crack in every bite?

[ThePathanKhansWoman]

neverevenheardof are you agentzigzags doppleganger perchance?

Now about any soiled £10 notes you might need recycled....

[Rindercella]

Oh come on people, what's with the fecking goats?!

[bubbleymummy]

Surely you should drink an innocent smoothie not eat it :)

[Bearcrumble]

I used to get really fucked off with a friend's mum who used to tell us to 'eat' our soup really pointedly. I bet she was the sort of person who would say "AN hotel" and then look around to check how many people heard her get it right.

[StuckInTheMiddleWithYou]

If you read the Daily Mail, doesn't that actually make you upper working class?