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The Eleventh Republic - countdown to summer holidays

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StaffAssociationRepresentative · 28/06/2020 00:50

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If you are NOT staff and just have a general education query please start your own thread.

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TheHoneyBadger · 06/07/2020 14:55

You all make sense to me. We were skilled in using grammar despite not learning it a school a ‘thing’. It might have made us shit at other languages lol. Started parsing (and arguments for or against it’s worth), studying syntax etc in A level English Language. We also studied Bernard Shaw and arguments for/against phonetic spelling and learnt how to transcribe speech then. It was the only A level I really loved.

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TheHoneyBadger · 06/07/2020 14:56

God that was garbled. In part from fat fingers and tiny touch screen.

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TheHoneyBadger · 06/07/2020 15:02

Anecdote I remembered. My English Language tutor was never shocked by our grammar but horrified by our Geography. We were learning about the lines on a map that could demarcate where certain dialects or accents started/finished.

He gave us a map without country borders and said, just roughly draw in the borders for England, Scotland and Wales before we start.

Not one of us had even a vague clue!

Geography was all miracle rice and rotating crops and bizarre stuff when I was at secondary. Not one of us could place Wales and Scotland on a map of Britain

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Phineyj · 06/07/2020 15:08

I did that kind of Geography! All I can remember is tectonic plates and slash and burn cultivation. I'm trying to improve a bit though as I have two periods of year 7 Geog from September (the Human stuff is fine as I'm an economist, but Physical...erm...)

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HarveySchlumpfenburger · 06/07/2020 15:22

That and meandering rivers and oxbow lakes.

I think we probably did a fair bit of locational knowledge too though.

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ineedaholidaynow · 06/07/2020 15:35

Why does everyone always remember oxbow lakes! One of the only things I remember.

I remember our History teacher being concerned about our lack of geography knowledge and gave us a test with a blank map of the UK. Not quite as bad as you @TheHoneyBadger but London caused quite a few problems and I don't think any of us got anywhere close with Tolpuddle!

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HarveySchlumpfenburger · 06/07/2020 15:46

I still remember the moment my Alevel history teacher discovered that the entire class thought Waterloo was in London -towards the end of the topic of the Napoleonic Wars.

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Saucery · 06/07/2020 15:55

We did an awful lot of dictation in primary. Reams of it, all marked for SPaG afterwards.

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ineedaholidaynow · 06/07/2020 15:59

So did we @Saucery

Also did French dictation for French O-level, that was a nightmare.

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StaffAssociationRepresentative · 06/07/2020 17:34

Who doesn’t know about oxbow lakes? We had a history teacher who only taught us romans and the introduction of Christianity to Albion for three years. One of the best things taught at my school was home economics which has been useful ever since

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DreamingofBrie · 06/07/2020 17:41

MistressIggi, I've been off the thread for a day or so, but I thought your ds might get a better feel for multiplication, division and their relationship if he looks at them as arrays? I teach in a selective school, so I tend to use the traditional column and bus stop methods, although I do also teach Napier's method for long multiplication.

Visnos has some nice visual array demos, www.visnos.com/demos/times-tables and Mathsbot also has a good set of online tools and manipulatives, mathsbot.com.

I've been preparing lessons for this week, one more day of academic work then a day of fun before we break up. We've been puzzling how to manage team type games remotely, it made me think how much fun it is to do relays and quizzes in groups in the classroom, or outside if it's a nice day Sad. I've cobbled together an MS quiz and might try some breakout rooms on Teams but nervous about it all going tits up on the last lesson...

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Saucery · 06/07/2020 17:43

I didn’t listen in Geography much, I must admit. It was very dull. We seemed to do a lot of colouring in around land masses iirc.
The 3-D models at the open evening of DS’s school are what sold the place to me. They were constructions of absolute wonder and I knew that was a seat of learning where a child could really explore the glory of geography Grin. He almost took it as an option but that would have been a step too far....

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ohthegoats · 06/07/2020 17:58

I loved geography. I did geography, environmental science, maths and English lit A levels. If I had my time again I'd do history, sociology and economics. Possibly maths.

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DreamingofBrie · 06/07/2020 18:07

I've just lost about half an hour playing Factris too Hmm. This is great for times tables, you can get it as an app for your phone too.

mathigon.org/factris

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Mistressiggi · 06/07/2020 18:28

Thank you Dreamingofbrie I have saved that to read through - poor ds won't know what's hit him Grin
Have just tried Fractris but am confused - it tells you the answers so what are you trying to do? (I get the Tetris part but the tables part?)

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DreamingofBrie · 06/07/2020 18:44

@Mistressiggi

Thank you Dreamingofbrie I have saved that to read through - poor ds won't know what's hit him Grin
Have just tried Fractris but am confused - it tells you the answers so what are you trying to do? (I get the Tetris part but the tables part?)

With the factris, it's more being your Dd to see the multiplications as arrays - so recognising that 24 can be made by 8x3, 6x4, 2x12, 4x6 etc... familiarity I guess. Should also help with division, especially if using the area model, as if he had 24/8, hopefully he could visualise that 8x3 array.

I find it too addictive, I must admit. My kids see getting their dinner late tonight Grin.
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DreamingofBrie · 06/07/2020 18:46

Your ds, not dd, sorry! Stupid autocorrect!

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HarveySchlumpfenburger · 06/07/2020 18:53

www.thenational.academy/oaks-curricula

Oak have published most of their curriculum plan for next year. Assume oxbow lakes is on it somewhere Grin

Possibly whoever it was on Twitter that kept banging on about them not meeting the statutory requirements of the EYFS because they used English, maths and foundation might have got under their skin a bit.

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Beawillalwaysbetopdog · 06/07/2020 19:43

How is the Oak stuff being released? Will it all be available at the start of the year for those of us that teach in a different order? Or will we be forced to teach in the same order if we want to use them as a failsafe?

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Lancrelady80 · 06/07/2020 19:52

Have you seen DfE guidance for Maths has been released, showing their non-statutory guidance on where we should especially focus teaching? Also yearly overviews for White Rose with lesson by lesson overview - not had a chance to see how well they mesh though.White Rose's idea is to have all the videos again so can do blended learning in case of localised lockdown- we can just point them at relevant videos for where we are at.

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HarveySchlumpfenburger · 06/07/2020 20:18

I think they are aiming to get it all up before September, Be. It looks like they have given an example sequence but units can stand alone or be taught in different years.

I think the Emglish and maths is a bit different though.

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ohthegoats · 06/07/2020 20:24

Have jobs with Oak been advertised? If so, where?

I'm glad that White Rose will be keeping their videos. I'd pay a lot for those resources, they are ace.

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ohthegoats · 06/07/2020 20:36

We're putting together a week's worth of online stuff 'just in case' too. Meaning that if we need to be closed in a hurry, we can just stick it up online while we gather our thoughts again.

Plan is to spend first couple of weeks of IT teaching them how to use Teams. AAAAAAGH. Sounds awful!!

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MrsHerculePoirot · 06/07/2020 20:36

@Lancrelady80

Have you seen DfE guidance for Maths has been released, showing their non-statutory guidance on where we should especially focus teaching? Also yearly overviews for White Rose with lesson by lesson overview - not had a chance to see how well they mesh though.White Rose's idea is to have all the videos again so can do blended learning in case of localised lockdown- we can just point them at relevant videos for where we are at.

Hadn’t seen this but will look tomorrow!
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Phineyj · 06/07/2020 22:07

ohthegoats have you tried the Marginal Revolution channel on YouTube? I love it and use it constantly in teaching.

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