Got to laugh at a dog being 'easily offended' 
Ok, update.
So far, we have decided that YES, we will have a dog, and it will be a rescue dog (doing a virtual grimace at Rhinestone for being right
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DH very keen to explore Greyhounds. I am a bit more impulsive than him and would have already emailed GRT (I like one at their West Yorks website called Bob, although I think we are actually probably geographically closer to the North Yorks centre but actually live in West Yorks if that makes sense). He loves their gentle nature. DH wants to chat to a friend that has adopted two recently to ascertain their experience.
Meanwhile, Yorkshire Rose Rescue have been amazing. I have tried to be as honest as I possibly can be, explained we are first timers and that, while we have tons to offer a dog (IMHO!), in reality, I would need to leave any dog for short periods, given my work, kids activities and DH working away often etc. I am not talking for hours on end but trying to be honest. Tried to outline worst case scenario etc.
I got a phone call within an hour of submitting my form and have had lots of contact since. 3 dogs would fit our criteria. Here's the link. I hope I am not breaking any confidentiality by doing this?
www.yorkshirerosedogrescue.co.uk/needingahome.html
I initially enquired about Ash without knowing his background (although, I wasn't desperate for a specific dog tbh, happy to be guided), I happen to think staffies have a bad name and really the problem is at the other end of the lead. DH doesn't agree and has discounted. Apparently, Ash has a lovely nature but strong on the lead and has had 3 owners already, the latter fact would concern me more (first owner young lad who gave him up after 4 months, second the owner had 3 young children and he was two much, third because the owner had another strong dog and that was too much, he's in foster now but the home is small and he's not showing himself in his best light!).
Lucy too but staffie cross so DH wouldn't go with that option, regardless. I don't agree but it's not just me our decision affects so fair enough.
Lastly, and ideally for us in their opinion, Baxter. They don't think he will be with them long, he's not ready yet as they have only just got him and he needs to have his injections, be neutered etc and the foster seems to think he hasn't any significant issues. I know NOTHING about JRT's though?
So, we will have a dog but that's as far as we have got!!