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HopeForTheBestExpectTheWorst · 22/06/2009 19:17

bold also bold? italic this?

Feel free to test stuff out too. I am getting very that my bold stuff is coming out bold but with random asterisks as well.

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fruitshootsandheaves · 22/06/2009 19:28

theres not quite as much space between the wink either.....I must get off this thread before my perfectionalism makes me spontaneously combust.

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JennyTaylier · 22/06/2009 19:29

pmsl hopeforthebest

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HopeForTheBestExpectTheWorst · 22/06/2009 19:30

There once was a monk in Siberia
Whose existence got steadily drearier. He did to a nun
What he shouldn't have done And made her a mother superior!

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HopeForTheBestExpectTheWorst · 22/06/2009 19:31

Well, I've got to practice on something; it might as well be entertaining for the poor sods who click on this thread in Active Convos!

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LadyOfWaffle · 22/06/2009 19:31

I have made on of those my FB status

I may practise my (tm) tm [tm] ?

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HopeForTheBestExpectTheWorst · 22/06/2009 19:32

There was a sad chap from Southall
Who's prick was incredibly small.
When his girlfried measured it
She found it was not More than four-fifths of five-eigths of fuck all.

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LadyOfWaffle · 22/06/2009 19:33

There once was a girl from Wick,
who said to her Mum ?What?s a dick??,
she said ?My dear Annie,
it goes up your fanny,
and jumps up and down till it?s sick.?

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HopeForTheBestExpectTheWorst · 22/06/2009 19:33

Which one?!

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fruitshootsandheaves · 22/06/2009 19:35

ooh let me do a limerick

There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat

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HopeForTheBestExpectTheWorst · 22/06/2009 19:35

There was a young man from Devizes,
who's balls were two diferent sizes.
One ball was small;
it was no ball at all.
But the other had won several prizes.

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LadyOfWaffle · 22/06/2009 19:35

There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, ?You?re a tight one.?
She said, ?Pardon my soul,
but you?re in the wrong hole.
There?s plenty of room in the right one.?

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HopeForTheBestExpectTheWorst · 22/06/2009 19:36

Grin Grin Grin

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LadyOfWaffle · 22/06/2009 19:36

GAH!

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LadyOfWaffle · 22/06/2009 19:37

now

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HopeForTheBestExpectTheWorst · 22/06/2009 19:37

ROFL
or should that be
ROFL?

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fruitshootsandheaves · 22/06/2009 19:39

oh just found this one and I laughed so much it hurt.

There was a young lass from Australia
Who painted her ass like a Dahlia
The shape it was fine
And the color devine
But the aroma--well, that was a faihlia

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HopeForTheBestExpectTheWorst · 22/06/2009 19:44

There was a young man from Savannah
who met his end in a curious manner, he whittled a hole
in a telephone pole,
and electrified his banana

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HopeForTheBestExpectTheWorst · 22/06/2009 19:45

Hmm.
This makes no sense.
Until that last one, I thought if you wanted the last word in a line and the first word of the next line to be bold, you only needed to use one pair of asterisks. But that didn't work on that one.

Can someone else have a go please?

Just write two lines, and make the last word of the first line and the first word of the last line bold.

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fruitshootsandheaves · 22/06/2009 19:49

Last weekend they built a big fire. The flames shot up higher and higher. Buns were toasted and wieners were roasted when folks got too close to the fire

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lou031205 · 22/06/2009 19:50

this is a test testing, 1, 2, 3.

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fruitshootsandheaves · 22/06/2009 19:50

that worked
but yours worked too

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lou031205 · 22/06/2009 19:51

It works for me...

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fruitshootsandheaves · 22/06/2009 19:58

The guys now adore Sadie Fetters. They send lots of flowers and letters. It seems they?re in awe since her doggie bra made pointers out of her setters

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fruitshootsandheaves · 22/06/2009 19:59

yep still works, doesn't work if there is a space in between the asterisks.

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fruitshootsandheaves · 22/06/2009 20:00

I think it would be good if you could put the whole of the text you want to be bold/italic or whatever in brackets and then put the asterisks etc around the brackets. rather than having to do every individual word.

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