Strange message

[BumpInTheNightFuglies]

I keep getting logged out, then when I try to log back in I get this:

500 Servlet Exception

/opt/resin//conf/app-default.xml:241: java.io.FileNotFoundException: /opt/resin/webapps/ROOT/WEB-INF/web.xml
(Too many open files)

Is it MN or me that's broken?

[OlaRapaceFru]

Oh, DP knows I'm in love with Johnny Depp!

I just don't think he's realised about Ola. Because I watch the Swedish Wallander, DP can't be bothered to watch a programme in a forrin language and have to concentrate on the subtitles; so he leaves me to enjoy it in solitude in one room while he's, probably, watching something like Top Gear in another room .

[Tee2072]

I have many many 'boyfriends' that my husband actually knows about because I can't keep my mouth shut.

Right now it's mostly Mark Ruffalo as Dr Bruce Banner in The Avengers with a side of Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton in the same movie.

::swoons::

[OlaRapaceFru]

My last year's MN NN was FruStefanLindman : <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=ola+rapace+wallander&num=10&hl=en&biw=1399&bih=751&tbm=isch&tbnid=LkhAaFnapxmR4M:&imgrefurl=www.telvis.fi/filmiopas/elokuvat/61432/wallander%2Bpimeys/&docid=swhYXlthNwaGMM&imgurl=www.telvis.fi/images/filmiopas/titles/61/61432.jpg&w=225&h=217&ei=EEChUJunK-ON0wWztIHwCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1069&vpy=173&dur=990&hovh=173&hovw=180&tx=65&ty=93&sig=104794699034716058369&page=1&tbnh=158&tbnw=164&start=0&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0,i:87" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">Ola in the Swedish version of Wallander playing the part of Stefan Lindman. That's when I decided to marry him.

Although you do realise that my DP of 17 years has no idea about this?! Actually, I doubt Ola has any idea either!

[Tee2072]

FFS...your

[Tee2072]

Ohhh I get it! You're husband was very good then!

[OlaRapaceFru]

He's my DH - and has been for two years now! Don't tell DP!
That's why I have a 'Fru' somewhere.
I luffs him after Tech, of course

[Tee2072]

Ola saw Skyfall on Saturday. You were very good,

[OlaRapaceFru]

Tech has been pleading for a new server for ages
Justine seems to think it's a 'fat finger' problem

I *

[CarpeJugulum]

[Tee2072]

Kick it harder, Helen!

[HelenMumsnet]

Hello. Yes, sorry that this keeps happening.

We are on the case

[BumpInTheNightFuglies]

And now going off line! Clearly MNHQ has been too busy with Moldies Freds

[AnyFucker]

Yes, it's pissing abahht for me too

[Tee2072]

Don't waste the coffee!!!!!

::faints in shock at the very idea::

[BumpInTheNightFuglies]

Thanks Tee. Anyone else getting this? Keep wanting to throw my coffee at it.

[Tee2072]

It's MN. They are having issues again.