Husband going away till end of half term

[edgarcat]

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[wiltshirelass]

just carried my sleepy 2.5yo ten ton son up to bed - I'm sure I shouldn't be doing this in my condition. my back is definately buggered.

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[wiltshirelass]

is he in j'burg? thought it was too dangerous to venture outside there, so he won't mind what the weather is like...
going to s of france next week - currently 25 and sunny, but on Sunday it is forecast to go down to 18 and is pouring with rain apparently. bloody typical.

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[wiltshirelass]

actually I enjoyed it - older sister was there with me and it was a good escape from home - parents who disliked each other intensely and father who was a bit mad, frankly.
but wouldn't do it to mine unless they really wanted to go (and then I'd be racked with guilt about why they didn't want to stay with me!)

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[Mum2Toby]

I had a maths teacher that I fancied. Mmmmm. Very tasty. He had just got married and his wife was pregnant though. We all hated her!

[wiltshirelass]

no, boarding school in deepest wessex. thomas hardy was a MAJOR influence...

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[wiltshirelass]

am I the only person who has never had a sexy teacher in their life?
oops, no insult intended, edgarcat.
or maybe it was because I was at an all girls school where they apparently limited teaching posts to lesbians, sweet over-50 Mr Chips types and incredibly spotty, sweaty, nervous straight-out-of-oxbridge latin masters?
hmmmm

[Mum2Toby]

Ooooooo... pens..... mmmmmmmmmmmm.

You should've seen the teacher though girls!

[wiltshirelass]

how do you know?!
although I hope it didn't involve an OHP.

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[wiltshirelass]

unless, of course, the fantasy also involves the teacher with the snot-green wet hand towel. Then it is still wierd, but marginally less dull...

[wiltshirelass]

i'm sorry m2t, but that has to be the wierdest fantasy I've ever heard of. and possibly the dullest. I bet you sniff the pens, too...

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[Mum2Toby]

Oops WL... our posts crossed. I just gotta have an OHP that I can write on though.... it's a weird fantasty of mine.

[Mum2Toby]

By my treatment on Mumsnet so far, I mastered that already! LOL

[wiltshirelass]

excuse me ladies, but here in wessex we have moved with the times.
powerpoint.
with groovy grape-shaped bullet points that swish in from the left, please.

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[Mum2Toby]

Oh YES!!!

An OHP.... with lots of different coloured pens and a piece of horrible green hand towel stuff that used to be in the school toilet. The teacher used to wet it and wipe the ink off the acetate when he was finished. Loving it!

AND.... I get to talk about food, not only that, but a contentious issue regarding that particular food!

Heaven....

[edgarcat]

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[Mum2Toby]

You'll all have to come up here for a party!

Guest speaker? Wow, an honour.... but I'd have to limit it to just 3 hours coz after that I'd be struggling to think of anything to say.

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[wiltshirelass]

aha, is m2t wessex too? could be entertaining...
my dh has arranged business trips over the years to coincide with
cricket in SA
cricket in Sri Lanka
cricket in Trinidad (see any pattern here?)
England playing football in Poland
Rolling Stones in Munich
ummmm... sure I've missed some.

by the way his line of work is NOTHING to do with sport. I think I'm missing something here, my trips are always to central turkey or denmark or nowhereseville New Jersey without even any shopping potential. I must be doing something wrong...