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WOMEN WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON HANDS NEEDED DESPERATLEY* TOP RATES

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willsortusillywomenout · 18/06/2011 18:50

women required for part time work. These are the roles avaialble

Cleaning
Dishwashing
Ironing
Cooking

You must be able to committ to 10 hours a week. Proof of this will be needed. proof of posts on here for at least one with month will suffice. It is very important that you have nothing better to do with your time

company uniform (apron) and tools (rubber gloves) provided free

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LongTimeposterMumofanASDds · 18/06/2011 20:19

I fear that OP may be my ex.

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MarioandLuigi · 18/06/2011 19:59

Rule No1 in the troll rulebook - get your character straight!

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Thingumy · 18/06/2011 19:59

Hmmm

OP is a namechanger I feel.

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GypsyMoth · 18/06/2011 19:58

The rates are crap!

'a husband to look after you' I don't want one of those thanks!! Shudder at the thought.

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Dumbledoresgirl · 18/06/2011 19:55

Sorry Verity, particularly if you were eating when you read my comment.

But really, why else would someone so idiotic be posting here?

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TheCrackFox · 18/06/2011 19:54

He didn't need to inject any intelligent comment as his sheer charisma is enough to win the heart of any desperate woman.

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SirSugar · 18/06/2011 19:49

*You're

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SirSugar · 18/06/2011 19:49

OP, you have failed to inject any intelligent comment to your team. You lack empathy, have behaved in a stupid manner and wasted peoples time.

Your Fired OP

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caramelwaffle · 18/06/2011 19:42

Awww bless OP

you silly billy you...

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veritythebrave · 18/06/2011 19:29

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Notasdaftasilook · 18/06/2011 19:23

Get a life you desperate idiot. I can quite easily put a roof over mine and my very happy sons head and have even got my own bank account!! without the help of some tosser of a man

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Honeydragon · 18/06/2011 19:22

Aaaaaw bless, we made the op feel all clever, my good deed for the day is done.....hurrah!

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SuePurblybilt · 18/06/2011 19:19

Bye then! Come back for your Pointless Posting award tomorrow, do!

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willsortusillywomenout · 18/06/2011 19:17

i think i will put my rod and reel away for today. goodnight ladies!

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KoolAidKid · 18/06/2011 19:16

see your previous post. You mentioned something about a husband.

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TheCrackFox · 18/06/2011 19:14

You are a misunderstood lesbian then.

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willsortusillywomenout · 18/06/2011 19:13

who said im a guy? this is 2011 koolaidkid. dont be so narrow minded

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TheCrackFox · 18/06/2011 19:13

He's just misunderstood.

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KoolAidKid · 18/06/2011 19:12

You looking for a wife then?

I can't possibly imagine why a nice guy like you is still single...

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SuePurblybilt · 18/06/2011 19:11

Oh dear. OP, sto fiddling with yourself and go and have a nice lie down somewhere dark and quiet.

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TheCrackFox · 18/06/2011 19:10

Sorry, shit I forgot I already have a job, DH, roof over my head and pension. Shame, as the job sounded brilliant.

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Notasdaftasilook · 18/06/2011 19:09

Nasty twat fuck right off

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willsortusillywomenout · 18/06/2011 19:07

TheCrackFox Is there a pension scheme?

only if u havent cleaned the bank account out before then with your shopping

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fanjolina · 18/06/2011 19:06

And what medieval century are you visiting us from?

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TheCrackFox · 18/06/2011 19:03

Is there a pension scheme?

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