My DS's school expect us all to get them there 30 minutes early. Yeah, RIIIGHT!
I have to travel by bus, with 3 major roads closed in our town, but first have to ensure my 15yo DD with LD's is out of the door at 8:05. And she will not leave one minute early, or the world will end. But if I'm not there to get her out of the door, she won't go.
I usually leave at 8.15am. To get there for 8.30am, I'm going to have to leave at 7.45am.




It's for some free breakfast club. As if we aren't going to feed our DC's before they leave?! 
(This is exceedingly unlikely, given their class...)
DS1's only comment was "cool, two breakfasts".
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I'm assuming the HT thinks I have perfected time travel, or that I'm going to borrow the effing Tardis for a week, as last time I checked, I can't leave the house at 7.45am whilst still being able to get DD out of the door at 8.05am.
(The HT does know what time DD has to be pushed out of the door, as if I struggle to get her to go, then the DS's might be slightly late, occasional issue, but definitely known).
DS1 is just "yeah, whatever" about the SATS - he doesn't seem fazed by them. Not even the lvl 6 ones.
His view is that "they are all for the school league tables anyway, otherwise why does the Secondary do CATS tests in the first half term to set us. Maybe a bit for GCSE predictions, but a prediction only says what they think you will get, not what you actually get. As long as I do my best, what's the worry?"
He worried far more over his 11+, tbh.