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Bleach during prenancy - poss tmi

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twiggle · 04/08/2008 20:42

Hi, dh arranged for me to have some anal bleaching done as a birthday treat but now I am about 6 weeks pregnant. Do you think this would be ok?

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tweeni · 05/08/2008 20:30

apparently the op is me

it might be my birthday in 2 weeks but you lot have forgotten i don't have a dh!

WelliesAndPyjamas · 05/08/2008 19:57

a dab of talc might do the trick, OP

safer
cheaper
lily-of-the-valley-scented

Bingo!

NigellaTheOriginal · 05/08/2008 19:55

eh?
not sure about garage nudism but can i just point out that not all of us have ugly fanjos after giving birth. true it is a bit stretchier but i do not have lips like sides of beef or sagging piles. nor have i yet needed to resort to anal bleach but you never know - may give it a whirl.

moondog · 05/08/2008 19:50

lmao at Moon

onepieceoflollipop · 05/08/2008 19:48

Oh I have literally howled at tm66. Classic ending!

MadameCheese · 05/08/2008 11:58

lol at Tm66!

cadelaide · 05/08/2008 11:58

themoon66, thankyou for that comic ending.

.....And that, ladies and gentlemen, was a perfect thread!

themoon66 · 05/08/2008 11:50

ooops...posted on wrong thread

themoon66 · 05/08/2008 11:48

He's done a reasonable job of trying to explain the phone. But how the hell did he explain about why on god's earth, he was naked in the garage???

I don't get this at all.

PetitFilou1 · 05/08/2008 11:06

Thanks to the op and other posters for making me ROFL

twiggle Agree with the other poster who said that doing a pooh during labour (which often happens) may ruin the effect. My dh is a doctor and I can tell you he has seen everything and if he was delivering your baby he wouldn't give a monkeys whether you had a 'raisiny asshole' or whether it was white as the driven snow.

And with a serious response to your question - no I wouldn't have it done in pregnancy. Save the tidying up for afterwards. But... like others have said you may have to prepare your dh that you are going to be a bit of a car crash down there for a while ...

wotulookinat · 04/08/2008 23:16

It's late - that should say 'through cosmetic surgery on it'

wotulookinat · 04/08/2008 23:15

I had a rather nice doctor deliver my baby. I'm sure, however, that after 30-odd hours of sweaty labour and after he had put both hands inside me to pull out the placenta, he couldn't have cared less how white my bottom-hole was.
In fact, when I asked how many stitches he was putting in, he said 'don't you worry yourself about that'.
My fanjo might not look the same anymore, but I sure as Hell wouldn't put myself thought costmetic surgey on it!

themoon66 · 04/08/2008 22:47

Best post-birth fanjo description I ever saw was by (I think) morningpaper..... 'remains of the sunday roast on a plate'

kitkat9 · 04/08/2008 22:37

pmsl Ledodgy and expat

hilarious thread

perhaps the op could show us before and after photos? And then after birth photos?

My fanjo looked like I'd been kicked by a horse after having ds1 -my midwife's words, not mine! shudder at the memory.

themoon66 · 04/08/2008 22:33

I clicked on this thinking... ooooh i went mad on bleaching my kitchen worktops when I was pregnant.

How wrong was I

SalLikesCoffee · 04/08/2008 22:24

after effect?

thisisyesterday · 04/08/2008 22:22

ooh, you know actually my birthday is coming up and dp and my mum want to know what to get me.

now I know just what to suggest!

muggglewump · 04/08/2008 22:16

Good grief I expected this to be about whether using bleach in pregnancy was safe in relation to cleaning the floor or some such, not whiten a ringpiece!
Do people really do this?

MmeLindt · 04/08/2008 22:06

LOL at this thread. I kept seeing it in Active Convos and could not understand why there were so many posts on a thread about bleach.

What a lovely thoughtful DH you have Twiggle. What else has he bought you as a birthday gift?

thisisyesterday · 04/08/2008 22:05

not surprised. you're bound to get a bit bored of fannies when you work with them all day aren't you?>

thisisyesterday · 04/08/2008 22:04

fwiw, there were 7 people in the room when I gave birth to ds1 and not one of them commented on the state of my fanny or bumhole.

expatinscotland · 04/08/2008 22:04

Funnily enough, the sexiest OB/GYN I ever met I worked with.

He was gay.

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thisisyesterday · 04/08/2008 22:03

ahh am loving this thread.

right now am imagine the obstetrician that they have called in specially for Twiggle. you know, the one they get in just for people with nice pre-pubescent minge?
and he'll be all, "oh don't worry about the bloody great baby hanging out of your fanny, just look at the whiteness of your bumhole"

onepieceoflollipop · 04/08/2008 22:02

rofl at "honeymoon fresh".

Some of these posts could be entered for quote of the week

I work in the health service and have seen hundreds of bottoms and other body parts. Can't remember any of them to be honest, or what "state" any of them were in. It's just part of the job, like filing was when I worked in an office.

expatinscotland · 04/08/2008 22:02

you might want to rethink that, twiggle. vaginal delivery can lead to saggy, hanging beef flaps. you may want some bush to camouflage.

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