Teehee - can anyone translate this for us?

[WendyWeber]

DH works in IT and gets sent random CVs on spec all the time - he sends the best bits on to me and this came today, I just had to share:



Good, eh?

[fishie]

ooer. my translation = goes to lots of meetings.

[RosaIsRed]

Goes to meetings to try to figure out how to tell crusty old managers that they need to learn how to use email.

[zippitippitoes]

think he thinks he is a good persuader

[yorkshirepudding]

Message withdrawn

[JaneMumsnet]

translates tech speak into exec speak to persuade crusty execs to pay for new tech stuff

(I used to do this )

[Swedes]

Marvellous. He wanted to join the SAS (liaison, storming, executing) but he settled for IT.

I was once told about a CV which said "sense of humour - well honed"

[mcnoodle]

The geek shall inherit the earth

Should stick to communicting in binary code methinks

[WendyWeber]

Excellent!

I'll send your offerings back to DH, which will put him on the spot as he said "I'd hire him if I knew what he meant"

[RoxyNotFoxy]

Your dh should reply and ask applicant to re-phrase the whole thing so a ten-year-old child could understand it. It might come out in English then.

[throckenholt]

effective communication

I don't think that is really his strong point ....

[Hallgerda]

I'd get out of the way before he tries poking any wires into your brain, Wendy. Quickly...