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Northerner · 04/05/2006 12:40

Why the f**k is he in a tank under water not eating for bloomon days, and tehn they'll put hime back in with no breathing apperatus handcuffed and he has to get out. He reckons he can hold his breath for 9 minutes. What about lack of oxygen to the brain and all that?

His Doctor says he is crazy to attempt it.

Is he mad?

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expatinscotland · 09/05/2006 15:21

It appears he's a dicksmack as well.

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bundle · 09/05/2006 15:21

trainer for what though?
a) not breathing?
b) being a t**t?
c) both?

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bakedpotato · 09/05/2006 15:20

I read that his 'trainer' is called 'Kirk Krack'

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Angeliz · 09/05/2006 15:11

Idiot!

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MagicGenie · 09/05/2006 15:01

Couldn't agree more - he is an utter twat.

Didn't know he'd failed though. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Twinkie1 · 09/05/2006 14:38

Is completely pointless IMO - what a complete cock and who are the idiots who care what his next stupid pointless trick is!!!

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ruty · 09/05/2006 14:24

'A lack of oxygen, especially after seven days underwater, also carries a risk of irreversible brain injury' Er, hello????

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gegs73 · 09/05/2006 13:50

The whole glass box business was hysterical few of my friends went to throw mars bars at him. That'll learn him ahhaha

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wessexgirl · 09/05/2006 13:46

What a waste of space this guy is.

I loved the way the people of Britain reacted to him in his glass cage. Seems like he got the message, I bet he won't be trying any of his funny business over here again.

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themoon66 · 09/05/2006 13:32

Daft bugger - if he'd tried it in this country people would have put a lid on his bowl and not let him out LOL

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suzywong · 09/05/2006 12:16

what a blinking knob

I remember the perpex box in Tower Bridge well, he went in it the same day as ds2 was born.

Idiot

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Rhubarb · 09/05/2006 11:51

He was crying!!!

rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl!

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suzywong · 09/05/2006 11:43

ha ha
the big attention whore

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Rhubarb · 09/05/2006 11:42

He failed!!!!!
psml! psml! psml! psml! psml! psml! psml! psml! psml! psml! psml! psml! psml! psml! psml! psml!

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl! rofl!

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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tallmummy · 09/05/2006 10:03

He sat and stared at Eamon, completly unresponsive except to flash an evil eye drawn on his palm at him now and again

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morningpaper · 09/05/2006 09:59

I didn't see that Next - what was that about?

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Next · 09/05/2006 09:49

I loved that interview on GMTV a few years back when Eammon was there. lol

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flamesparrow · 09/05/2006 09:48

Completely barkin

(probably all the practising without oxygen!)

(sorry for probably misspelling practising - no matter how many times it's explained to me, I never remember Blush)

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Gingerbear · 09/05/2006 09:48

held his breath for 7 mins 8 seconds
Skin peeling
pins and needles and blackouts

hmmmm............
Daft Bugger.

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flamesparrow · 09/05/2006 09:47

Completely barkin

(probably all the practising without oxygen!)

(sorry for probably misspelling practising - no matter how many times it's explained to me, I never remember Blush)

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morningpaper · 09/05/2006 09:39

Aw he failed! Poor chap, I feel sorry for him

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spidermama · 08/05/2006 20:47

How on earth does his poor mother put up with this nonsense?

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Tutter · 08/05/2006 20:44

wanted to post

mad as a fish

but yes, frogs too

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spursmum · 08/05/2006 20:44

Oh and he's madder than a box of frogs too!!!

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spursmum · 08/05/2006 20:43

Apparantly he wants to known as the next Houdini!! Didn't he die when one of his tricks went wrong?

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