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Get your cape on, get your cape on! Don't come knockin if the tent's a rockin, but pee on a snake instead - It's just shagging part 27

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lildottie · 12/08/2014 19:16

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 25 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here

Happy shagging, shaggers!
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honeysucklejasmine · 09/09/2014 12:03

Last one?

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 12:02

And

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honeysucklejasmine · 09/09/2014 12:02

This is like an insight in to the mind of a crazy person. or several

I can't believe this thread is almost full. Its like the end of an era for me. In this fred I started and ended a pregnancy. I'm so looking forward to the next one.

My sister told me the other day that I'm prob too fat to cope with pregnancy. Cheers! Sadly weight loss isn't instant, no matter how much you want it!

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 12:01

Fred

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 12:01

The

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 12:01

Fill

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 12:01

Let's

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 12:00

Excellent RM!

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 11:59

Posts slipping into "all filler, no thriller" territory

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rm00054 · 09/09/2014 11:57

definitely lunchtime pis, I've just had mine :)

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 11:56

I'm vair hungry. I've had crisps and cake this morning but they haven't scratched that itch. Probably explains aforementioned belly o'lard....

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 11:55

Is it lunchtime yet?

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 11:54

Well 13 now (12 after this one)

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 11:53

Only 14 more messages to fill up da Fred

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 11:53

Hmm now tempted to google the lyrics to check my memory. Enough! Start thinking of other things.

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 11:52

Quiet! Hush your mouth. Silence while I.... spit it out. Into your face.... open your mouth, give you a taste.

Right I need to stop! My colleague is on a teleconference next to me and won't appreciate a soundtrack.

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 11:50

I've got "Get Your Cape On" (La vs Missy Elliott rap battle) going around and around my head now.....

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Pisghetti · 09/09/2014 11:49

I had a guy round to measure my windows last night (not a euphemism) and he asked when I was due. In fairness I was patting my pot belly so I vaguely put the date as 'next year' but I know full well that at 13 weeks - I'm just fat Grin I certainly wouldn't be posting a pic of said belly o'lard on fb!

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jellypi3 · 09/09/2014 11:13

Oh i have loads of annoying friends on facebook. My football team is made up of girls ages 16-18, im the geriatric at 24! And they all post random stuff about boys the lurrve, or those really annoying "if you don't like this by tonight you will DIE!"...

Gah! I also have friends going on about how they are pg, one literally got pg on the first time they DTD without contraception.

WTF

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wilmabedrock · 09/09/2014 11:03

Girls I think you need to have a friend cull. I hardly know any people who do this, oh except for the timehop thing - that is pretty annoying. I do however have to put up with endless referendum shite but at least the end is in sight for that one.

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ZylaB · 09/09/2014 10:39

Lol 'baby nob'

I have a Facebook account but my only friend is my DH. I only set it up in case I decided to start using it, glad I don't I think!

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ChatEnOeuf · 09/09/2014 10:11

Ahhhhhh...that feels better!

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ChatEnOeuf · 09/09/2014 10:11

Ahem. There's no way on this earth your bump is that size at 13 weeks. You're bigger than I was at term, it's not all uterus, you're just fat!

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ChatEnOeuf · 09/09/2014 10:10

Not to mention the day-by-day bump pictures!

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Leela5 · 09/09/2014 10:02

Oh I hate drip feed bores more than a thing. The:

'Why is everything so rubbish?'
Or
'Ive had the worst day!'

Basically dying for people to ask 'what happened?'

Babies - love them but I do not need to know about every meal/poo/word your child does or says

My favourite baby people are the ones who just post nice pics of baby as part of whatever else they're doing so you know your friend has t list the plot. I'm determined not to be a baby nob

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