Soapbox - yes, just got back from one. It was great. In fact we (two families) enjoyed it so much that almost didn't post - to keep it our 'secret'!!
We too are too drippy for proper camping (last traumatic attempt c1983) and wanted cosy beds, a loo in the tent and showers - all lived up to expectation. Think safari tent, with a retro feel, rather than ridgepole. If you do proper camping then, yes, it will probably be too twee and a bit Bodenesque, but suited us perfectly.
The tents are well spaced apart so there is privacy. Our site was all based in one field. The kids (ranging from 3 months to 6 years) loved collecting the eggs from the hen house, collecting mini beasties and getting mucky. The canopy beds were a huge hit for the kids and the stove perfect for warming our toes and the mulled wine at night!
It might be a bit tricky if you have a crawler or early toddler as the stove is in the middle of the tent and can't really be protected, but if the weather is fine they'll be mostly outdoors.
Looking forward to going back!