Persephone

[Puddles1234]

One of the names me and my husband love for our baby if it is a girl is Persephone. However we are struggling with the middle names.

We need two or three middle names. These can be English names or Classical Greek.

I am open to suggestions.

Many Thanks

[MiddletonPink]

Ignore this taking the piss.

It's a beautiful name.

[Cassady]

Oh I missed it to. Hilarious.

[Cassady]

Please don't. Hester is pretty awful too.

[SummerMeadow33]

Oh. Just seen the fake reveal. :(

[SummerMeadow33]

Briseis!? The one who fell in love with Achilles. Lovely sound to it. There is a Perdita where I live.

[OscarWinningActress]

But, but...

Who would do that?

I was emotionally invested in baby Persephone, dammit.

[Spaghettinetti]

God I'm thick. Is it really a wind up?

[Spaghettinetti]

God I'm thick. Is it really a wind up?

[drinkingtea]

Oscar the thread is a wind up - in this case her other posts are relevant because they're all wind ups

[OscarWinningActress]

Wow...this thread went nasty, didn't it? It's entirely irrelevant what OP wrote on another thread. Not cool .

And lots of names (even simple ones) are difficult for little kids to pronounce. Nothing unusual about that...in fact, that's often how nicknames originate.

[drinkingtea]

OP doesn't write well enough to be material gathering for a book, and rwal "UC" people call their children by much more ordinary names... she's just tired of watching afternoon repeats and the food she eats and havong a bit of fun with the great unwashed ... looks like its been going on a while. Too harmless and amusing to report as anything other than a daydreamer trying to bring her paperback to life on the pages of MN though :o

[Alisvolatpropiis]

@ angel that's hilarious!

I quite like the name Aurora (not enough to actually use it) but do think "what if the poor girl grew up unable to pronounce her R's". Bit of a risk!

[NearTheWindymill]

Somehow I don't think the OP is called Zenoushka.

[Viviennemary]

Persephone Princess Tiaamii Crystal?

That is a good name for a pageant queen. And I suppose they could count as minor royalty.

[Megrim]

But relevant given the uncalled for comments OP made to someone else considering names for their own child that she deemed didn't come up to her own classical standards.

[Alisvolatpropiis]

I don't really think it's on to copy and paste previous posts the op has made purely to mock her.

[Spaghettinetti]

Spatchcock, Tyffani comes from the Greek 'Theophania', so it could work ;-)

[TinklyLittleLaugh]

My humble opinion,

Petentious as fuck darling.

Most of the people I know would wilfully mispronounce it just to wind the OP up.

[angeltulips]

If it makes you feel better squoosh, I may live in w8 but I don't even own a car (use a city car when I need, which isn't often)

[OooOooTheMonkey]

How utterly pretentious! People who brag about how rich they are can only be described as vulgar.

[Gileswithachainsaw]

I wondered if it was waynetta sat at home with recordings of top gear and a copy of Marie Claire she found on the bus

[squoosh]

If someone could fix it so I too could live bang in the middle of W8 I'd be ever so grateful. Sadly I don't own a Rolls but please don't let that put you off. I'll bring my own brand of earthy charm!

[Lj8893]

That went through my mind monkey!!

[OooOooTheMonkey]

Is the OP Katie Hopkins?!

[Gileswithachainsaw]

Arf @ angel

:o