What are bad names to call your baby

[AmiorEzzy]

I am expecting a baby boy what should I call him?

[lisaro]

Ok, I'll be the first contentious one;
Jayden or Kayden, unless you will be giving him a spiky on top mullet and sparkly earring,
Justin, cos he'll always get small willy jokes
Tarquin, Jolyon or similar, cos he'll be teased,
Kevin or Walter cos he'll hate you
Trevor cos it's the name of a gerbil.
Liam, lovely old name sadly taken over by the 'people that have naughty boys brigade'.
Go down to your roughest supermarket and listen to what's being shrieked - that should give you an idea whatnot to use.
Martin - I knew a very snotty one (adenoid problems) in the early 70's.
Nothing spelled yoonikely, cos it's not something he'll ever thank you for.

[shelli135]

Golden balls

[JollyPurpleGiant]

SnotBags.

DS will answer to this

[monsterchild]

Prince

[TalkativeJim]

DoomBaby

[Sheshelob]

George Osbourne.

[quertas]

You mean I can't call my baby Satan Belzeebub Hitler D'Frou Frou the third? Harsh

If go for bad names being anything that's going to tie him to a lifestyle choice or end in teasing as others have said. Anything else is a matter of choice and preference

[usualsuspect]

Sue

[LucyLucas]

Muffin. Whiskers. Paws. Any cat/dog name...

[exoticfruits]

I don't think those are too bad- you just have to say 'Catherine with a C' or 'Philip with one L' or 'Molly with a Y'.
I was thinking of the sort of parent who likes to be 'creative' over names.

[hellokitty124]

"Anything where he has to spell it"

So many widely used names have several spellings and need to be spellt out e.g.
Finley/Finlay
Elliot/Eliott/Eliot
Philip/Phillip
Katherine/Catherine/Kathryn
Mollie/Molly
etc. etc.

[exoticfruits]

Anything where he has to spell it
Anything he can get really teased about
Anything where he has to keep explaining he had nutty parents.

[Jnote]

For me any name that conjures a future religious cult leader nut job IE Ezikiel, Abraham, Gideon, Jedidiah, Jehoshaphat, etc

Though saying that, Caleb seems to be cool again thaks to kings of leon...

[YouDontWinFriendsWithSalad]

The Fonz

[Zavi]

I'm guessing that you want people to suggest "mainstream" bad names...

These are ones that I personally think are truly awful, the ones that make me cringe and think "how could you..." are:

Any "surname" names
Any "city/country" names
Wayne
Lee
Brandon
Britney
Molly

[hellokitty124]

This is a joke question, right?

[ThenWeTakeBerlin]

Adolf
AryanNation
Beelzebub
Jesus

(The last two are illegal, I believe)

[AnAirOfHope]

Dewaine
God
Littleshit
Littlesod
House
Boy
Fart
Ferat
Rat
There are loads lol

[Sheshelob]

The Wizard!

Any 'The' names are awesome.

The General
The Boss
The Man
The One and Only

Those are the names of my future children sorted.

[Mother2many]

Apple

[MummyBurrows]

I wouldn't recommend Voldemort...or Rumpelstiltskin (sp?)...or Shrek...and I guess Spiderman probably isn't a good idea either....

[Still18atheart]

Intials which make rude words - i.e Christopher Rupert Alfred Perkins

[MrsGeologist]

I dunno katolla, The Wizard sounds pretty awesome to me

[katolla]

The Wizard

[Corygal]

Branding isn't wildly, um, privileged-sounding - Timberland, Mulberry and Burberry may not immediately suggest the next Chairman of BP.