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AIBU?

To really hate it when people play with their balls!

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littlesez · 23/06/2010 22:45

In public! I fucking hate it, Im so sick of seeing lads with both their hands down their pants in the street pulling/fiddling/rubbing or whatever with their cock/balls/both.

I really belong on grumpy old women

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littlesez · 24/06/2010 19:31

yes,i said earlier the title should be MEN and not people

The men/lads I am talking about are not re-adjusting but have their hands down their pants for as long as i see them. Mostly hanging about outside the shop hands down their pants, I go into shop come out, still fiddling.

yes I hate the hanging off pants too with arses showing, I have so far resisted the urge to tell people to pull their pants up.

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Mumcentreplus · 24/06/2010 18:06

I agree with your mum Miggsie..that means they definately have not wash their hands!!

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Miggsie · 24/06/2010 17:41

I suppose it is better they are playing iwth their own balls and not someone else's.

And should not the title read "hate it when MEN play with their balls" or did I miss something?

Scratching armpits in public also annoys me for no logical reason as well.

My mother hated men walking out of a public loo still pulling up their zip.

Luckily, now htere are hardly any public loos you don't see that much nowadays.

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FrogInAJacuzzi · 24/06/2010 17:35

Related topic - I recently saw a bloke with his arm around GF's shoulder - he put his hand down and not content with fiddling with her tit, actually pulled it out of her vest-thing. Nipple on display - him having a quick tweak - ok was only for a few secs but still fairly distracting. Makes hands on bollocks seem quite socially acceptable..

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Mumcentreplus · 24/06/2010 16:05

pip i know exactly where you are coming from especially my 2nd DD..she puts her hand up or down my top to have a good stroke!!!..she really misses them

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BionicEar · 24/06/2010 14:58

Ah I think I have the answer to this question! The answer was given by my DN aged 4yrs who told his mum that he does it to check that "my bits haven't fallen off!" Must be lots of insecure men out there convinced their bits have or are about to drop off!

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piprabbit · 24/06/2010 13:46

I manage to resist the urge to fiddle with my breasts - but both my DCs are inclined to pat and stroke them in public (usually as a form of greeting). DS (2yo) keeps trying to wedge his foot down my cleavage - sadly there is plenty of room to lose a foot, or even an entire toddler.

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ChoChoSan · 24/06/2010 13:45

It's gross.

Okay, some times a chaps nuts might get caught in their pants, but it seems to be a thing amonst lads (up to age about 30!) near us to have both hands down the front of their jogging pants AT ALL TIMES! It's so infantile!

It makes me want to chuck when I think I am handling the same railings etc on the buses and tubes that they have just had round their filthy knackers

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Mumcentreplus · 24/06/2010 13:42

See thats the point women do it in private!! ..

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SexyDomesticatedDad · 24/06/2010 13:37

My DW also has to occaisonally re-adjust depending on the style of the support system - but not in public.

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OrientCalf · 24/06/2010 13:33

mumcentreplus

I've been known to give them a hoik in the loo when necessary

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StealthPolarBear · 24/06/2010 13:29

part of the problem i'm having potty training 3yo DS is that its so much fun to fiddle with his willy or worse, bum, nappyless

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Mittz · 24/06/2010 13:24

Oh I love MN!

It makes me give a wry smile. I live in a village 20 odd miles from any city and the yoofs do it sometimes in their 'gangsta stylee'.

DS (12) has a jangle occasionally and I ask him if everything is OK.

I suspect I would in the same position (although maybe not quite so publicly) but am quite happy with the bits I have got which are equally pleasant to be acquainted with

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Mumcentreplus · 24/06/2010 13:17

Orient have you never had that irresistable urge to scratch your nipple or adjust them so the nipples are in the same place...nothing worse than ill aligned nipples I tell ya!..

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OrientCalf · 24/06/2010 13:13

thing is SDD that we DO have extra bits - breasts

but I cannot think of a time when I've had the urge to grasp them in public

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OrientCalf · 24/06/2010 13:11

dp got his balls twisted up (god knows how) when we were shopping once

I made him go and hide behind a rail of clothes to adjust himself and he complained it made him look dodgy

DP lived iwth a guy who would jangle himself in front of you - weirdly you got used to it

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Mumcentreplus · 24/06/2010 13:09

SDD I'm very happy my genetalia are compact and mostly inside me body...as I said the resistance level must be high to stop yourself having the odd feel now an again

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SexyDomesticatedDad · 24/06/2010 13:00

Well Mr Nadal often twangs his thong on centre court!!

Sometimes its hard (no pun intended) not to resist the urge to adjust the tackle.

There should be some device (like the fake pregnancy bumps) so that women can know what it would be like to have th extra bits there .

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Mumcentreplus · 24/06/2010 12:53

bluddy hell Salad I have blatantly told a young man about his droopy lower garment!...'Pull them up before you fall down the stairs!( I was walking behind him) and I can see all you green pants!'...he laughed and pulled them up..I dont understand how/why they wear a belt!!

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Saladbomb · 24/06/2010 11:56

if its not lads with their hands down their trousers then its lads with their pants on show. but thats worthy of a whole other thread!

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Mumcentreplus · 24/06/2010 11:49

babybarri...well its better than at dinner thats for sure!

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EricNorthmansmistress · 24/06/2010 09:02

aren't you setting up your poor little boy for some serious psycho-sexual issues when he's older?

No - she's teaching appropriate boundaries and social behaviour. FFS.

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Mumcentreplus · 24/06/2010 08:56

they too interesting not to touch them surely?..all those different textures..

I find it really quite gross when they do it..I have discussed this at length in the past with DH..apparently sometimes they get in a bit of a tangle down there...sometimes they need a good scratch...and for some men it's their left/right hand's default resting position

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brimfull · 24/06/2010 08:43

My bil has an awful habit of adjusting his balls , from the outside of his trousers but it is still gross.

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