To ask DD to tell her imaginery monster to move out of my.......

[dilemma456]

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[TheLadyEvenstar]

SGM yes lol we believe it isn't "our dragon"

[TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle]

ah, ds currently has a dinosaur called Carr who is 5 and lives under his wardrobe.

carr is orange and has little arms but a long tail.

[TheLadyEvenstar]

I have 2 sock monsters living here now they belong to DS2 and are called BLUE and PURPLE

[StayingDavidTennantsGirl]

Couldn't you tuck a tiny torch into your sock, so that Lollipop needn't be in the dark?

[YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch]

Damnit, I should always read the last few posts and check the date.

I am sorry for your loss.

[YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch]

This is why imaginary monsters are all moved to my armpit, they get fresh air eveytime I reach for something yet it is warm and moist enough for them to thrive.

[dilemma456]

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[WineBeforePearls]

Awww. Sorry for Sugar's demise.

My dd (3) has a tribe of her own, most in her room. The 3 main monsters' mummy and daddy went to Africa and 'died in the sea', but miraculously twin baby brothers have recently arrived. It's getting quite tricky carrying them all out of her bedroom at bedtime .

[StayingDavidTennantsGirl]

I do remember Sugar, with a great deal of fondness, and am very sad to hear of her passing. Please pass my condolences on to her family, and to her beloved friend, your dd.

[stoppinattwo]

Perhaps it was for the best??

Sugar had a happy life

Poor DD...give her a hug XXXX

[dilemma456]

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[lowrib]

I should explain, our sock monster isn't of the imaginary variety I'm afraid (DS is too young to let us know if we have any of those yet, I'll have to wait and see)

Our sock monster looks uncannily like a stripy sock with googley eyes stick on.

Thanks for the lovely gold star TheLadyEvenstarsRomanCand...

[lowrib]

We do have a sock monster, as it happens MIL made it for us.

I am ashamed to say it is as yet unnamed

[TheLadyEvenstarsRomanCandle]

Lowrib....tell dp he is a clever boy and gets a gold star lol..... btw whats his sock monster called cos he must have one!!!

[lowrib]

DP says it's a 'Roar of monsters'

[TheLadyEvenstarsRomanCandle]

SSG, DS1 had a whole host of imaginary friends

[Stayingsunnygirl]

You are a fount of sockmonster knowledge. I hope that, when mumsnet come to write the Mumsnet Guide to Sock Monsters (and other imaginary creatures) that you are fully consulted and credited!

[TheLadyEvenstarsRomanCandle]

See this is where I am good....I know about sock monsters!!!

[Stayingsunnygirl]

[TheLadyEvenstarsRomanCandle]

TUT Don't you lot know anything???
SOCK MONSTERS DON'T NEED A DAD TO GET PREGNANT!!!!!!

[Stayingsunnygirl]

Lets hope that whatever maintenance he pays will cover their dental care!

[RustyBear]

What is the sock monster Dad doing in all this? Is he taking any responsibility for his children, or has he just buggered off to the pub syrup tin?

[dilemma456]

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