to buy this Honda Civic?

[DirtyGreatSlapper]

It belongs to my Boss's wife, low mileage pretty cheap, but there's loads of stains on the backseat from when I shagged the boss.

Do you think i should get a good upholstery cleaner?

Pure genius

LEM?!?!

No, I confess!! Tis me!

NDTH - PMSL! Good come back!

^&R%& me!! TWO glasses of wine and I can't keep up.
Note to tech - please can we have a sloshed emoticon!!

It's a bit much to post an intriguing story like that and say you only want comments on the upholstery cleaner. As if anyone is going to care about the upholstery cleaner when your story, if indeed it is true, is so extraordinary.

It's like posting, "I've been having an affair with a friend, now friend's new girlfriend wants us to all go on holiday together. Should I go?"

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Will you people stop doing this!!!!!

Work at paying me to work, not to spit out tea over my monitor!!!!