AIBU to think this is the funniest typo ever?

[MaggieMagpie357]

I'm admin on an FB forum for PTAs. Someone has just commented on a thread about Santa's Grottos, apparently they're going to decorate theirs with "snowflake netting across the windows, a blow up father christmas and tree on the outside, oh and not forgetting the snow top foof"

I laughed so hard. What's the best typo you've ever seen/done? I did confuse lick and kick once in a dirty text...... could have been a bit ouchy.....

[Hoppinggreen]

My mum sent me a text to say I could collect a cheque for something and apologising because her and sdad “weren’t into internet bonking”

[DerfelCadarn]

I'm not sure what you have to do to the six moths to get extra pay...

[JemimaPyjamas]

I once asked for a 'cut and blow job' on the phone to the hairdressers, which then got worse as I blurted 'sorry, its that I say blow job more than blow dry' by way of explanation. I don't by the way, I was making a cackhanded justification to explain by comment about rarely blow drying my hair

[Taffeta]

Loving these esp mum going through town wanking

[iamthere123]

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[scarbados]

A colleague almost sent a letter to every 'Cunty Councillor' in the West Midlands but noticed as she was printing them.

[usernametaken]

School sent out a text message asking for "willies to be sent in deposable bags"

A friend signed off a text with "big jugs" instead of "big hugs". We now used "big jugs" on all messages now.

[GandalfsRing]

Not exactly a typo, but once I was spelling my name over the phone using the phonetic alphabet and said ‘Y for wanky’

It took about 3 minutes for the guy at the other end to compose himself long enough to finish taking the rest of my details.

[LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett]

Kid shits instead of Kid's hits on an CD in a shop in the Netherlands. No apostrophe and funny spacing - punctuation matters people!

[CraZzymuMMy]

There was one that popped up in my news feed from everyone's favourite paper that made me laugh

[CraZzymuMMy]

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[LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett]

Gandalf I used John Thomas for JT once....

[mimibunz]

My org sent out an annual report and pubic relations were mentioned instead of public relations.?Whoops!

[WisdomOfCrowds]

My iPad once autocorrected "menstual" to "men's trial" which I thought was both apt and a clear sign it'd been designed by a man...

[ALongHardWinter]

Jappydooda. Your's wins my vote for the funniest typo!

[Sidge]

I was sending a formal email to someone once, and my bloody iPad autocorrected my name to Satan.

I didn’t notice before sending it.

[UnlawfulBananaPeeler]

Having a heated debate with DP and tried to type ‘I’m sick of your crap’ and it auto corrected to ‘I’m sick of your carp’

He sent me a picture of a fish back.

[EggysMom]

I remember our local Sensory Service sending out a reminder text regarding an event for dead children ...

[MaggieMagpie357]

Oh these are brilliant!!

[MaggieMagpie357]

Although maybe not the dead children @EggysMom

[notyourmummy]

I type legal notes and once typed that the
husband in the couple was petitioning for divorce because the wife had killed his brother. I mean, kissing him was pretty inexcusable, but killing him would've been worse!! "Snapped and farted" (I hope that WAS a typo!) is my favourite though

[IllhaveaPpleaseBob]

My medical secretary once typed a letter I had dictated about a child with bowel problems “He has dire rear” (which was quite an apt description!)

[PrivateParkin]

DerfelCadarn

The mind boggles...

[MaggieMagpie357]

@notyourmummy snapped and farted will never be beaten.

[DemToes]

Give me 15 minutes auto corrected to give me 15 minges 😂😂