to get the rage at nom nom nom

[ambereeree]

Just looking at a recipe and someone has added the offending three words. AIBU?

[thighofrelief]

Well I can't swear to never having giggled whilst on the shitter.

[eek1234]

I HATE “shits & giggs”.

[IvysMum12]

"Surprise " anything, such as "Granny's Apple Surprise."
Really naff and irritating.

[CloudPop]

Bubbly (the drink or the adjective)
Nibbles

[thighofrelief]

is a dangerous mind control tool. It makes me feel vommy wommy.

[glitterystuff]

(Say it aloud)...

nom-eye opinion hun, but some might say yummy-een

[SheGotBetteDavisEyes]

He liked it best when I made reversing meep meep meep noises when backing on to said willy. And the lowering of the loader too kshhheeew when correctly parked

Thigh x 100 for sharing.

Although the 'Is the internet generally a force for good or evil in our lives?' discussion just took a decisive lurch to one side.

[lynmilne65]

Apart from swearies

[lynmilne65]

There are many more annoying things in life, I don't get wound up by words😬

[thighofrelief]

cooldad I've cheered myself up too, divorce is a beautiful thing.

[notacooldad]

thighofrelief
I have to say I was in a bit of a bad mood but your posts have i made me laugh

[thighofrelief]

So really nom nom nom, which he also said, is just nothing to me. People can hollibobble and yummy at me all day long.

[thighofrelief]

I did NOT put the jumper back on the teddy.

[thighofrelief]

I once took a knitted jumper of DSs home made teddy and put it on said willy for fun. He liked that and would make it jump for fun and do eeek eeek noises.

[easyandy101]

Cannot unsee

[AGHHHH]

He liked it best when I made reversing meep meep meep noises when backing on to said willy. And the lowering of the loader too kshhheeew when correctly parked.

I'm deleting my account.

[thighofrelief]

Lucy about 6 years, the tin hat was when he asked for a mummy coffee to settle his rumbly tumbly. Mummy coffee is warm milk, instant coffee and sugar.

I vetoed marriage counselling, i had to think of the children's vocabularies.

[LucyMorningStar]

Fucking hell thighofrelief How long did you last with him??

[thighofrelief]

He liked it best when I made reversing meep meep meep noises when backing on to said willy. And the lowering of the loader too kshhheeew when correctly parked.

[Athena51]

@thighofrelief

willy cuddles dying here. If my DP used that expression he would never have sex with me ever again, Oh God

[LucyMorningStar]

thighofrelief what the actual fuck!?!?! My eyes are bleeding

[flowery]

on my Facebook. Not in.

[thighofrelief]

Please look away if you have a sensitive stomach, this is hard for me to write.

My XH used to request willy cuddles.

I supplied them.

[flowery]

”I hate 'bite to eat'. My DH sometimes says it and I hate it as it makes no sense!”

DH does this. But oddly, when it’s just us, he’ll talk about, you know, lunch or dinner same as normal people. But when his family will be involved, meals get referred to as “a bite to eat”. Even if said family members aren’t actually present at the time.

”We have a family friend who will put a photo on face book of their roast chicken dinner with about 8 diffetent hashtag.”

I have someone in my Facebook who does this. She’s lovely but she can’t post anything unless there are at least half a dozen twee hashtags involved. I feel like commenting #stopitimmediately

[Curious2468]

My guineapigs understand the sentence ‘who wants nummies’ when I bring them their veg 😂 guess that makes me a bad offender lol