To feel the rage!
FoddyWaddle · 06/10/2018 17:41
My 'D'H has royally messed up! I have just arrived home to find him in the kitchen cooking a fry up for dinner. I had just spent the afternoon daydreaming about the takeaway we are supposed to be ordering! Apparently he "forgot " so I have to wait until tuesday. This will have to be rushed as the DC have activities on tuesday. So I will not get to enjoy the takeaway with a bottle or two of wine.
So now I am sulking on the sofa! My evening plans have been ruined by my selfish husband. So AIBU to plot his death? (Obviously light hearted)
gam244 · 06/10/2018 17:53
Haha you sound a lot like myself.
If you want to know what I'd do, I'd order a takeaway for myself anyway and do what was planned. Bugger him 😂
pigeondujour · 06/10/2018 17:54
I think I'd rather starve than eat a fry up for dinner. And on a Saturday too
LongSummerDays · 06/10/2018 17:54
You can still have the wine though (while you plot his unfortunate untimely demise)
squirrelnut · 06/10/2018 17:56
I really wanted a takeaway last night but DP cooked chicken fried rice instead. It was not the same! He’s working tonight so takeaway for 1 it is!!!!
FoddyWaddle · 06/10/2018 18:07
Wine with a fry up just isn't the same, I may have a tantrum and make him go to McDonald's and buy me a mcflurry as compensation obviously.
Lynne1Cat · 06/10/2018 18:10
No, don't plot his death, but DO put laxatives in his lunch tomorrow
AtrociousCircumstance · 06/10/2018 18:10
Order yourself a takeaway.
A fry up when you want it is perfect but very gross when you don’t!
BumDisease · 06/10/2018 18:14
"I think I'd rather starve than eat a fry up for dinner. And on a Saturday too sad"
DaphneFanshaw · 06/10/2018 18:32
I know Bum, I would be quite happy with a fry up for dinner. Obviously, there would have to be bubble and squeak or hash browns to make it a "proper dinner"
That said, if you don't fancy it, you don't have to eat it.
DP quite often likes to treat me to a nicer virgin of what I have asked for dinner, I asked him for a Mcdonalds breakfast once for my birthday and he came home with fucking smoked salmon and champagne. Fucking thunder cunt.
ChristmasFluff · 06/10/2018 19:23
OMG, I've spent all afternoon batch cooking, but DIDN'T THINK TO DO A FRY UP to have with my wine. I hate myself. Really hate myself. Gaaah! If I could LTB that is me I bloody well would.
FoddyWaddle · 06/10/2018 19:35
I ate the fry up. It was very disappointing, the bacon was salty and he overcooked the hash browns. I am deffo going to LTB
iamyourequal · 06/10/2018 19:39
A fry up for Saturday night dinner? That’s beyond strange. But at least he bothered to cook. It’s still early. You can have wine and cheese and biscuits later
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