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The fucking kitten has my legs in shreds..

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WankingMonkey · 11/04/2017 00:10

A girl who lives near us recently 'adopted' a cat. I say 'adopted' because the previous owners moved house and just left her in the shed and she seemed ill and didn't seem to leave the shed for any reason and neighbour was feeding her as obviously noone else would. She phoned the RSPCA who suggested she take the cat in. She did. Turned out cat was pregnant. Long story short, cat had 7 kittens and this woman didn't know what to do with them, tried advertising them free, no interest.

We have been considering getting a cat for a while now. DD keeps asking for one and we love animals. So we adopted one of the kittens. To help out the girl and because we wanted one (though I could have gone for waiting a year or so tbh)

She has fit in really well. We picked her up on Friday night, by Saturday afternoon she was happily playing with the kids (DSC were over too), eating fine, using litter tray fine, everything. I honestly thought she would be hiding for the first few days at least due to being in a strange house and all that.

Anyway to my problem. She keeps fucking climing up my legs. She can jump up onto my knee but chooses to dig her claws in and climb up. She also seems to have a thing for standing on the power off button on my computer Angry Literally 12 times in the past few hours. She is not wanting attention or anything, just keeps doing it. the computer part I can deal with, though annoying as hell. But the leg climbing thing...its really starting to hurt. She gets her needle claws into the same spots each time, and sometimes slips a bit so its scratches instead of pinpricks. Luckily she does not do this to the kids. She doesn't do it to DH either. DH reckons its coz she sees me as her mum and all that, which is lovely but still, it bloody well hurts.

Any ideas for getting her to stop this? I tried clapping when she did it (apparently you can train cats by clapping loudly when they do something they shouldn't?) but all that did was make her dig her claws in even more.

Please please please tell me I am not going to have months/years of this. My shredded tissue paper legs simply cannot cope...

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C8H10N4O2 · 11/04/2017 20:11

How old is she - sounds quite young still? I have occasionally adopted kittens taken away a bit too early and they have all done leg shredding whereas those fully weaned before adoption settle much quicker with less 'bad' habits to modify.

I would take two kittens over one if you can do it - they settle better and keep each other company when you are busy or working. Two will cost more than one but most of that is the initial year due to startup vaccinations and neutering etc. so worth thinking if the annual maintenance is doable for two. Also when you go away, two with a neighbour popping in will be fine together (assuming they are not indoor cats), some singletons get quite lonely and you might need a cattery.

Either way though, she will grow out of this phase and whilst it persists its worth remembering that just a few drops of cold water is quite aversive and harmless. Just give her plenty of strokes etc when she does the right things.

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QuestionableMouse · 11/04/2017 18:16

I wish I'd got two. Mine is going on a year old and is a little bugger at the moment!

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Girliefriendlikesflowers · 11/04/2017 18:15

She is a tortoiseshell that explains everything Wink they don't call them Naughty Torties for nothing!!

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fortheloveofcats · 11/04/2017 18:07

Two kittens are loads easier than one. We encourage people to adopt a pair of kittens whenever possible.

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smurfy2015 · 11/04/2017 17:21

@Grumpyinsomniac Gwinny is gorgeous

@BertrandRussell psml re your brother, i can well imagine the noise

@FunkinEll 2 lovely black kittens, so easy to keep clean and no having to brush them off if they have been for a roll in the coal shed

@WinkyisbackontheButterBeer deffo agree on getting them used to regular trims of nails, mine gets her front ones done by me about fortnightly and back ones monthly as they are thicker,

i also started giving regular baths to her every 6-8 weeks so that she isnt scared of them if/when the need arises as it did last october, when she had been rolling in car oil and i needed to get it off her, after the initial 5 seconds panic she calmed and relaxed and let it happen, didnt mean she enjoyed it but she tolerated it, 6-8 weeks is enough not to dry their skin out but not for them to forget how its ok and they are safe throughout

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YouTheCat · 11/04/2017 16:29

I had two cats from being kittens. They'd each choose a leg and bolt straight up. They grew out of it.

I'd definitely get another kitten from the same litter if possible.

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MycatsaPirate · 11/04/2017 16:19

She's gorgeous!

I had a kitten who would run up my legs, onto my back and then curl himself round my neck to sleep, like a scarf. I had long hair and he would hide underneath.

Cats are wonderful. Bloody wonderful when they are in full on play mode but so lovely to have them cuddled up to sleep, all soft and purring.

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WankingMonkey · 11/04/2017 16:09

She is called Marble.

DH wanted to call her Marvel but I said it was a boys name and Marble suits her with her colourings Smile

DS wanted to call her Rubble (after paw patrol) and DD wanted to call her Kitty Cat

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 11/04/2017 16:09

Awwwwwwwww. She's adorable.. She matches your carpet. Grin.
She's almost as cute as my baby spiderWink.

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tabbymog · 11/04/2017 15:48

Basement kitties! I haven't heard that expression in a long time. Must go and see if Cheezburger is still there.

Those mischievous expressions are wonderful, they could match my badass black cat for mischief. Neighbour at my previous place had a Great Dane he used to walk underneath; GD couldn't move, he just whimpered.

She needs a catmint mouse or two, mine always prefer the scruffiest, raggiest ones not the expensive kind with bells on. The bells, ears and tails get ripped off straightaway, anyway. Cats are such fun as well as being very affectionate, OP, you definitely need another, twice the love! Your tortie is gorgeous. I've never had a tortie... musing.

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WinkyisbackontheButterBeer · 11/04/2017 13:48

Amazon for scratching posts. The pet shops are ridiculously expensive. Ours was £17 and is blooody huge.

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WinkyisbackontheButterBeer · 11/04/2017 13:46

I would starts getting her used to having her nails clipped now. The scissor type of cutters are only 99p or so on eBay. Our little madam has had hers done every 2 weeks since she was tiny so makes no fuss about it now. She was also a climber and could make it into my shoulder if I wasn't quick enough to stop her. It bloody hurt!

Vets4pets do a scheme called vac4life which includes initial immunisations and all annual boosters for £100. Well worth it as boosters alone can be £30.

She is very cute. Does she have a name?

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GinAndTunic · 11/04/2017 11:59

If you are in London, I can give you a (virtually) unused small scratching post. Mine has two but favours the beat-up one.

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GinAndTunic · 11/04/2017 11:58

I would feel, awful

I am not a stranger; I am a fellow MNer! Think of it this way: it would make me very happy to think that I've helped a kitten find a loving home.

Just ping me through MN if you feel differently.

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Dreardre · 11/04/2017 11:39

Really long scratch post. We have one. Our kitten used it as soon as we got it and left our legs alone. She's 2 now and still loves it.

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WankingMonkey · 11/04/2017 11:38

I would be willing to contribute to a fund for that, if you had a gofundme page or something similar. I can't help with ongoing costs or cover the total initial costs but I can contribute to the cause.

Thank you for the offer but I really couldn't do that..I would feel, awful. I can't explain why either but the thought of taking money from kind strangers for something I should be paying for myself just seems off to me. I will find the cash from somewhere if I need to..might just be a bit more skint than usual for a few weeks

We might be getting another tomorrow Grin DH is breaking...gradually.

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WankingMonkey · 11/04/2017 11:33

Is anyone else gutted that the OP hasn't posted any pictures?

Clearest one I an get Grin

Jeans today, much better. Cat actually slept downstairs last night and when she was hungry came and batted me (softly) with her paw to wake me up.

Will try the blinking thing once she calms down..shes slightly hyper at the minute

The fucking kitten has my legs in shreds..
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YetAnotherSpartacus · 11/04/2017 11:07

ZOMG! Two basement kitties! I love the look of mischief in their eyes!

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Vagndidit · 11/04/2017 10:58

And by photos, I mean of d-kitten, and not your bloodied stump :)

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Vagndidit · 11/04/2017 10:57

Oh, c'mon OP! Pictures, or it didn't happen Grin

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FunkinEll · 11/04/2017 10:53

This is why you should always get two kittens instead of one, they annoy each other instead of you Wink

The fucking kitten has my legs in shreds..
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YetAnotherSpartacus · 11/04/2017 10:47
Grin
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BertrandRussell · 11/04/2017 10:30

Only as far as the knees- I do have nephews and nieces......Grin

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YetAnotherSpartacus · 11/04/2017 10:28

I still remember the noise my brother made when he was sitting at the breakfast table and he had a kitten run up each leg inside his trousers

How far up did each kitty get and was there a prize each at the end?

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BertrandRussell · 11/04/2017 09:43

I still remember the noise my brother made when he was sitting at the breakfast table and he had a kitten run up each leg inside his trousers.

And it was a long time ago- when trousers wide enough to admit a kitten were in fashion.....

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