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AIBU?

They don't know how to pronounce their own brand name...

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Robstersgirl · 12/03/2017 21:58

Pantene - It's PAN-TEN surely? Not PAN-TEEN as per this glam old ad.
AIBU?
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mathanxiety · 18/03/2017 18:15

Americans avoid the flat A of pasta too. They say pah-sta. It's not just Mazda.

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odilethecrocodile · 17/03/2017 11:22

I've heard people say:
Dee'aw for Dior, which the French pronounce D'yor, one syllable
Fay'leeceetay Perpetch'way for Félicité Perpétue, pronounced Fe'licitay Per'petoo (a rose variety)
Mrs Chollymon'dowlay for Mrs Cholmondeley, pronounced Chum'ley (a clematis variety, but a forgivable mistake unless you are my irritating Esstay Lawday-wearing exMIL)
Far'zate for Phase Eight, and last but not least, I give you
Fokes'wahrgon for Volkswagen (yes, once again my not-to-be-outdone exMIL, bless her)

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Iamnuts · 17/03/2017 10:30

Bulgari - it should be BULLgari not BulGARi

I heard Nick Ferrari say BulGARi Shock

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ClockBusCanada · 17/03/2017 09:28

All of the people going with pree-mark for Primark, do you also say tree-angle for triangle?

I love Scots Vowel Length Rule, it seems completely random but somehow everyone gets it.

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SuperBeagle · 17/03/2017 08:52

Americans pronounce car brands weirdly... Maaaah-zda for Mazda and Hunday for Hyundai.

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amusedbush · 17/03/2017 08:47

Bulgari - it should be BULLgari not BulGARi

The only time I've ever heard it said out loud was on an episode of Private Practice (Grey's Anatomy spin-off). They said BULLgari.

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Iamnuts · 16/03/2017 18:57

Bulgari - it should be BULLgari not BulGARi ;-)

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MrsCobain · 16/03/2017 11:13

This thread is doing my head in.

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IAmNotAUserNumber · 16/03/2017 08:41

Oops, I've just checked and it's actually Kadjar - which is still a silly name and equally unpronounceable.

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IAmNotAUserNumber · 16/03/2017 08:38

I will probably need to replace my car this year and have been looking at alternatives. One I have ruled out is the Renault Kajar because of its stupid name. There are several ways to pronounce Kajar and however it's pronounced it sounds uncomfortable to say.
Cuh- jar?
K-jar?
Car-jar?
Or should the J have a soft sound?

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CatherineCawood · 15/03/2017 23:05

no just a bit odd!

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TizzyDongue · 15/03/2017 22:56

Is she Irish CatherineCawood?

Audi is frequently pronounced or-dee in Ireland

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CatherineCawood · 15/03/2017 22:11

My MIL insists that Audi should be pronounced like Audrey, so audi not "ow-di"! Bonkers.

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ThumbWitchesAbroad · 15/03/2017 21:10

I did some training at a college that was named after its proprietor. The name could be pronounced one of 2 ways when read - but once you'd met the proprietor and she'd introduced herself, it should have become bleedin' obvious how it was pronounced. However, there were still some perverse students who INSISTED on pronouncing it the other way.

I don't get that, I think it's a bit rude really!

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airedailleurs · 15/03/2017 19:26

I would say 'lock-se-tann' (emphasis on the nn as it's feminine in French)

Reminds me of living in Spain where people say 'col-ga-tay' for Colgate and 'fir-ay-ston-ay' for Firestone! All letters are pronounced in Spanish and they just assume it's the same in English Grin

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Mrsleighdelamare · 15/03/2017 16:06

I'm old enough to be tempted to still call it As Seen On Screen

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amusedbush · 15/03/2017 15:20

I say Asos with a short A. I know people who say ace-oss though, which is wrong.

It's ace-oss! I'm always right about absolutely everything ever Grin

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TheOnlyLivingDeadBoyInNewYork · 15/03/2017 12:51

A friend with Swedish family says it ick-eh-ah, again with the emphasis on the middle syllable. She insists that's how they say it in Sweden

She's right. It's also how they say it on the adverts in the UK and Ireland.

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BabychamSocialist · 15/03/2017 12:15

While we're at it, you'll never get me to say "Ah-di-dahs" it's "A-dee-dus" and it always will be!

I've only just got used to Jif changing it's name to Cif. Starburst are still Opal fruits in this house...

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SapphireStrange · 15/03/2017 11:41

I say eye-key-ah, emphasis on the middle syllable. A friend with Swedish family says it ick-eh-ah, again with the emphasis on the middle syllable. She insists that's how they say it in Sweden I think she's being pretentious Grin

Huawei? Hey-wey? Who-are-we? looks like a stream of Geordie Grin.

Babycham, genuinely CAN'T say Leicester? Surely if he can say a word like 'investor' he can say Leicester?

I say Asos with a short A. I know people who say ace-oss though, which is wrong.

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ThinEndOfASlipperySlope · 15/03/2017 09:57

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TheOnlyLivingDeadBoyInNewYork · 15/03/2017 09:49

Bee-shon freeze, isn't it?

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ThinEndOfASlipperySlope · 15/03/2017 09:31

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TheOnlyLivingDeadBoyInNewYork · 15/03/2017 09:03

Huawei= whah-way (sort of).

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goose1964 · 15/03/2017 09:01

I 've always pronounced it lox-eh-tan, and Ikea is pronounced i kay a not eye key a

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