Tell me some juicy gossip

[OhhBetty]

I'm bored and ds is in bed. Since an anonymous forum

[Natsku]

Just found out there's an adorable picture of me as a child in the Daily Fail.

[Alabastard]

I did some bar work for a friend of a friend. Few hours a week, cash in hand but I cleverly demanded payslips and declared my earnings. He wasn't a nice guy and one night decided he'd not taken enough money so came up with an excuse not to pay me.

He was a notorious cokehead and dodging tax. I told HMRC and invited every local dealer to pop in for a drink. I got two of them to start smashing things and called the police.

In the ensuing search they found boss' coke. Arrested him.

He should have paid me.

[TheUltimate]

My DB and SIL wracked up thousands of pounds of debt through an unsustainable lifestyle and bad choices.

They recently moved so decided to start afresh by cancelling all debt payments and not telling the companies their new address.

They don't seem to understand that this will bite them on the arse and see themselves as debt free as the companies will 'never find them'

[PopsicleBopsicle]

I want to know more about the GBBO contestant in Costco!

[tiffanysfanny]

Love that last bit is funny.

[LoveMyRs]

A and B best friends since childhood
A have been with a girl for 3 years they are like perfect couple everyone think they were born to be together.
They had a big fight and break up although it happened before and they go back together.
Gf was so depressed called B crying as he used to advise the couple.
But this time B advice was to leave A and never look back and that she can do better
Then he start asking her out "to make her feel better"
Gf was always telling B that she can't stop thinking of A then he say i will make you forget.
End up dating
A called and wanted to fix things with gf she couldn't turn him down (he was out of country at the time)
They made up but she was still seeing B and she told him that she made up with A
He start showing her emails about A relationships abroad while they were together so he make sure she wont forgive him. She break up with A then break up with B and told him better be friends as if A knew they were dating he will be crushed.
A found out about the 2 was so angry but B managed to convince him it was the gf playing with them and they shouldn't fight over a woman.
A and B still best friends

[MoonStar07]

Yellow that's crazy

[AntheaBelveden]

Ooh, the man doing my boiler service has just told me that one of the neighbours is a hoarder.

Neighbour always looks clean and well dressed but apparently both bathrooms are full to the point of being inaccessible so god knows how he washes.

It's quite sad really, he's a lovely man but my (admittedly limited) knowledge suggests that hoarding is a sign of depression.

[OhhBetty]

Thanks everyone, I've thoroughly enjoyed reading the thread! I'm a little sad that I've reached the end!

[travellinglighter]

So colleague A's wife ran off with another woman, she hires solicitor B to divorce him. As soon as the divorce is final B's husband runs off with another man. A and B get together until A starts shagging C who is "the love of his life."

A dumps B and runs off to declare his undying love for C only to be told that she didn't want a relationship with him , she's happily married and does the extra marital sex thing with married men so now he's single it's over.

B has taken him back.

[MermaidTears]

takes no prisoners is he a millionaire? A slumdog?

[Nogravyforyou]

SIL is sleeping with her new best friends boyfriend. She even went on holiday with the best friend after sleeping with him and listened to girlfriend say there was something up with him cos he wasn't texting her back. Yes, he was too busy texting SIL. She has form for this and is a total cow. I would love to drop her in it but I think I'm the only one who knows and she would go crazy!

[HappinessLivesHere]

Whatamess has the best gossip! I'm sucker for a happy ending. Routing for people I don't know :-) Come back and update us!

[YelloDraw]

Not real names:

Jenny and Dave were going out.
Dave's best friend is Ben.
Dave and Ben like doing girls together.
Dave gets Jenny involved with Ben and they have a threesome a couple of times.
Jenny decides she prefers Ben and they start going out, and stop having sex with Dave.
Jenny and Ben marry. Dave falls out with Jenny and Ben but still part of the wider group together.
Dave starts going out with another girl, Laura. They get married.

Laura doesn't know how Ben and Jenny met or why Dave fell out with Ben and Jenny..::

[AntheaBelveden]

A parent at DC's school is a past contestant on GBBO. They didn't do very well but you'd think they'd won, the amount they bang on about it.

This parent no longer speaks to me after the last summer fete when my contributions to the cake stall sold out before theirs and my DC beat theirs in the best cake competition.

DH thinks the whole thing is piss funny. So do I

[RockyBird]

No, a bit further north. I don't know where the coach is from, but who says he hasn't worked more than one club ?

[tofusoju]

Rockybird
Was it the club near a city that supports "The Saints" and was that coach from an eastern-european country?

[stabbypokey]

Friend A considers Friend B to be his best mate.

Only me and 1 other friend know that Friend B shagged Friend's A's wife (now ex wife), apparently it was one very drunken mistake. Friend A would be devastated if he knew.

[paxillin]

How thrilling, RockyBird . Maybe that's why the girlfriend of the local tennis coach insists on picking him up after the kiddie lessons.

[HarryPottersMagicWand]

"He was always going to be a disaster." I could really do with borrowing your amazing crystal ball. Your friends could have been the one to help him sort his life much earlier. I think what you did is pretty appalling. You are still controlling by the sounds of it.

[RockyBird]

My local David Lloyd's, where my family and lots of other families I knew were members, had a hoo-ha a few years back.

It transpired that a few of the posh, married mums were shagging the same tennis coach and they all found out about each other. It wasn't pretty.

[Sashamasha]

A married NHS consultant I know is having an affair with a research nurse he works with. I saw them canoodling in another city where I imagine they thought they would be unknown.

When I see them they can't help but mention each other and talk about each other in glowing terms so I think they live each other but he is from a different cultural background where divorce is a bit no no.

It's a bit sad really.

[ArmySal]

Jesus alltoomuch

[YuckYuckEwwww]

Good god alltoomuch !!!

[paxillin]

Check the stationery cupboard, YuckYuckEwwww.