To be worried about my slimy friend?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

AIBU

Last week, I think I may have met my soulmate. It was love at first post. Her name was toadgirl. I shared a lot of personal info with, including what I buy for tea in Co Op and other really personal stuff. I told her that if I could put her soul into the body of the fit guy that works in said Co Op; then I would marry her.

Was this too much? She has now gone completely off the radar and I am frantic. She does have addiction issues; I and others are extremely concerned about her overuse of memes. She doesn't seem to have any control over her use/possible abuse of them, and I'm really worried that she may have fallen down the rabbit hole of cats/Yoda/various other shite. toadgirl, if you are out there, we love you and I am fully prepared to have an open relationship with you, if that's what you want.

I/we can't handle the silence/lack of memes any longer.

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

AIBU to talk for hours about the possibility of logging it with 101, while not actually doing that, and basking instead in the late-night glow of my iPad screen?

[Bettercallsaul1]

It depends - do you have any other light source?

[NovemberInDailyFailLand]

I understand the attraction. But I feel sure there will be a happy ending...

[NovemberInDailyFailLand]

I mean, of course, a hoppy ending...

[DoloresVanCartier]

Well when she reappears I hope you will be frog marching her straight to the registrars for a quickie wedding! < made myself sick at my own joke, not jealous

[IamtheZombie]

Did someone slip drugs into Zombie's drugs? She thinks someone must have done. Otherwise she's hallucinating.

[Bettercallsaul1]

If she hops on to a thread near you, November, please frogmarch her immediately to MNHQ.

[Bettercallsaul1]

Dolores - you made that joke one second before I did!

[MissElizaBennettsBookmark]

Has she gone to Brighton?

[RubyCav]

Can't believe you actually did do an aibu. You also forgot that we need her star sign to see what gang she's in.

[AverageGayLad]

Drugs into your drugs, zombie?

[Bettercallsaul1]

She's pretty easy to spot - always on her iPad lily pad.

[Bettercallsaul1]

I am delighted to announce the safe return of toad. Thank you, everyone, for helping us track down our lost amphibian friend.

[NovemberInDailyFailLand]

Ribbiting news! I was afraid she'd croaked, but no...

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

fail have a gold ! You truly belong on the 'fifth thread that no-one responds to'. Come on over. Memes and puns.... We are your tribe!

[Gowgirl]

If it makes you feel better I have a bit of a crush on ESD I think she would make an awesome best friend, hi zombie!

[NovemberInDailyFailLand]

I'm here all week ;)

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Fail C'mon over.... . Gowgirl has.... It's a bit confusing when you first dive in but the water's luvverlly (I have to talk like that because I am a turn-of-the-century chambermaid). Toad will keep you up to speed. You belong with us..... (creepy whispery voice) you belooonnnnnngggg with us!

[toadgirl]

Thank you for this truly lovely and caring thread.

I'll be sure to check in/check out of The Thread That No-One Responds To properly in future to save you all this angst.

However, Jess - I'd just like to say, is SALAD FINGERS how you repay me for my return? Or was it my desertion?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

toad. I was merely providing both of us with a valid excuse never to diet again. Am very thoughtful like that.

[toadgirl]

Ah!!!! Then I understand. It was very kind of you. I am not wild about salad and now I don't have to eat them. If anyone challenges me, I'll force them to watch Salad Fingers. They'll never bother me again.