To think that this was a very unusual outfit for visiting a hospital in-patient

[throwingpebbles]

In a very long traffic jam to park at the hospital.

A bmw screams past the traffic and squeezes into the gap in front of me (left so cars could pull out of a junction).

The driver gets out of the car, runs round to the boot in a tight rubber mini dress ... As she bends over to get out a huge "get well" balloon and a gift bag i can't quite avert my eyes quickly enough as she reveals her knicker less ness to the world.

not quite sure what to make of it but I guess some patient was about to get lucky

[downright]

Cut the zip through Buggers when I got home.

[RepentAtLeisure]

I can't see a stripper wearing a rubber dress. Have you worn one? You cant take it off seductively. It's either over the head and gasping for air while you inch out of it for absolutely ages, or pulling it down until it suddenly all rolls into a big giant tyre round your waist. No, strippers would wear more compliant clothing.

[BalloonSlayer]

I reckon she was a "lets cheer the old feller up a bit" strip-o-gram.

Hope it worked.

[ikklepig]

In the absence of pics we need a diagram!

[PovertyPain]

Black rubber chewing

Sorry, read that with no comma and I'm now picturing someone chewing rubber.

[Buggers]

That's brilliant. How did you get them off in the end?!

[downright]

I got trapped in a pair of pvc trousers once when out shopping.

I had to buy them and wear them home.

Pvc trousers and a fleece....

[Buggers]

Very weird! Did she have a face full of slap on and hair all done up too?!

[pippinandtog]

NeedsAsock, bet you were wearing knickers with your PVC dress, though, so that's not so bad.

[throwingpebbles]

Black rubber chewing

[scampimom]

Perhaps she thought she'd wear something that can be easily wiped clean while visiting her oozy/bleedy/vomity auntie, and also pop in to see her gynaecologist while she was in the vicinity?

Or maybe she was the ED "nurse"...

[chewingawasp]

What colour was the dress?

[grannytomine]

NeedsAsockAmnesty, do tell what was under the PVC?

[throwingpebbles]

mcbassy I was far too surprised to have the presence of mind to take a picture!!

[McBassyPants]

Pics or it didn't happen 😂

[GarlicStake]

We can probably assume she wasn't visiting her mother or her gran :) Hope the invalid was well enough to appreciate her cheering-up efforts!

[NovemberInDailyFailLand]

Seems sensible. Waterproof and wipe-clean! What's not to like?

[Lweji]

It must be a recent hospital visit fashion. I saw one, not too different to the one mentioned in the OP, the other day and not in the UK.

[throwingpebbles]

No, other end of the country saucy

Don't tell me there was more than one person wearing an outfit like this visiting hospitals today? is this a new "thing" , like taking pets into hospital to cheer up patients?

[BeenThereTooSEL]

Are you the rubber dress babe Saucy?

[SaucyJack]

Was it the St. Nicholas hospital in Newcastle?

[throwingpebbles]

kiss no she did squeak her way back into the front seat, gifts in hand, and get as far as the car park at least!

It can't have been that unexpected a visit for her as she'd managed to pick up balloons and handcuffs gifts etc

[throwingpebbles]

needs

This was 3 pm though...

[KissMyArse]

Did the rubber-clad woman leave her car parked across a junction as she squeaked her way off into the hospital?