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Pegging

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Pegged · 16/11/2013 05:11

I think I have finally battered my OH into pegging me. I know we will need loads of lube but does anyone have any other advice? Must admit I'm nervous to find out what her choice of strap on is lol

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PacificDogwood · 18/11/2013 21:04

My gran never pegged her pance outside because her priest lived next door to her.
The priest's housekeeper had no such inhibitions and merrily pegged his (not so small) small in his garden.
Amusing then, absofucking hilarious now Grin

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SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 18/11/2013 20:40

I saw my brother tonight. We were talking about my dad and his lovely new wife. DB says that DSM is brilliant and has Dad pegged!! Shock Hmm Grin
Im really not sure that he should be pegging at his age!

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LittleMissGerardPoppyButler · 18/11/2013 20:36

The strange bit is my phone doesn't correct pance so it must be a word :o

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Shallistopnow · 18/11/2013 20:35

*My DP

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Shallistopnow · 18/11/2013 20:35

Much DP is getting annoyed with me sniggering at 'pance' now. I just love that word. It reminds me of when my dd writes lists of things to pack when going away - she always puts PANTS in capitals! I must correct her spelling though Grin

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enriquetheringbearinglizard · 18/11/2013 20:12

I never peg when it's damp. That's pegging for the sake of it, it's not going to achieve anything and you may as well save yourself the effort surely.

I don't leave my pegs out, perish the thought, but equally have never washed pegs, not in the sink and definitely not in any form of beaker either. It's never occurred to me.

And to DisgraceToTheYChromosome pegging pace in full view? you certainly have some chutzpah.

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ZombieMojaveWonderer · 18/11/2013 20:02

I would like to swap to wooden pegs but I am unsure where to buy them. Anyone recommend anywhere? Smile

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KatoPotato · 18/11/2013 16:56

Hello DAVE!!!

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BoosterBondageSapphire · 18/11/2013 16:52

Is the OPs name Papa Lazarou? And does he want to buy some pegs?

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Blatherskite · 18/11/2013 16:35

Love the thread derail. Poor troll must be very upset Grin

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LittleMissGerardPoppyButler · 18/11/2013 16:16

I know where they have been, on my washing line :o

Think of the germs they could be covered in though! What if I catch pegitis? What if the germs from the pegs get into my pance and I get pegitis up the oxo tower Shock

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YoDiggity · 18/11/2013 15:52

'and I have never washed my pegs'

Eeew, Shock you really want to be washing your pegs. It's not safe otherwise. Who knows where they've been? Confused

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SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 18/11/2013 15:32

Grin Tiggy!
Pwesonally, I don't think the OP is talking about washing!
I think that he might well be into... ... croquet! Shock

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TheVermiciousKnid · 18/11/2013 15:32

No pegging action here either, I'm far too tired.

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PacificDogwood · 18/11/2013 15:03

Tiggy Shock

No pegging here today - DH is at work Sad

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TiggyD · 18/11/2013 14:49

I like to camp about the countryside. You'll often find me pegging in a field with a rubber mallet.

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KatoPotato · 18/11/2013 14:42

I have one of those Octopus multi peggers from Ikea.

Eye watering

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SoupDragon · 18/11/2013 14:21

I've had to peg indoors today. I got too wet pegging outside - my smalls would never have dried :(

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MotherofBear · 18/11/2013 13:43

I love how what you've done with this thread, mnetters Grin

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sisterofmercy · 18/11/2013 13:20

I don't have an outdoor line so I use my pegs from keeping bags closed in the freezer. Does that make me frigid?

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LittleMissGerardPoppyButler · 18/11/2013 12:14

Well I am clearly a slattern, I leave my pegs out, I don't match them, and I hang my pance out for all the neighbours to see Shock and I have never washed my pegs!

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BitOutOfPractice · 18/11/2013 12:12

This thread has been an education. I googled strap on pegging and was amazed at what I found.

Thank you OP

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gnushoes · 18/11/2013 11:54

I've just pegged out. Bit damp today, mind.

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Shallistopnow · 18/11/2013 11:41

Well he said his dad pegged out at 49.

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