I woke up this morning with an idea.
FB everyone you know in the UK, and tell them if they know Sid, tweet him because every single person in the UK who thinks this is wrong will stand up to the greed by defaulting on a single payment, all in the same time period. We set up an account and have everyone pay the money into that account. If the majority of people in Britain did this, we would have a start up fund we could use to create a not-for-profit utilities company.
And if every single one of us refused to pay, perhaps they'd think twice about cutting us all off and chasing us all legally, because it wouldn't be financially viable. Especially if we all registered as having difficulties in making payments, because, you know, legally they can't cut you off immediately.
Is that wrong? Is that greedy? Is that behaving as though we have some misplaced sense of entitlement? Do we think we can run the show ourselves, exactly as we please? I wonder where we are picking up such behavioural tips from.
Course, as I had this mahvellous idea and such brains are worth their weight in gobshite, you'd all have to pay me a finders fee equivalent to one utilities payment, because I deserve it and I'm worth it and you are so clearly not, you straggly, greasy, slow-witted masses. Or alternatively, we could just erm, work together to live in a fairer, more comfortable world and let our grannies breaking ice on the baby bath while making thin broth by rubbing an icicle between their chilblains be a thing of the past.