To be sat here crying and feeling very sorry for myself :(

[Wishfulmakeupping]

I'm 38 weeks in hospital since yest morning with high blood pressure not seen a doctor today but guessing I'm being kept in for minimum of another day.
Had some visitors but they've said the roads are terrible cause of snow so have told people not to come as its risky.
So now I'm say here in hospital crying (quietly so no one else on ward can hear) I want to go home and I want a cuddle from my OH can't have either just so fed up- please tell me to sort myself out literally cannot stop crying!

[Wishfulmakeupping]

:)

[DanFmDorking]

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who had such a big cock he could suck it.
..He looked in the glass
..And saw his own ass,
And broke his neck trying to fuck it.

A honeymoon pair from Nantucket
Went to bed, and by God they did fuck it!
..Next morning, said he:
..?Do you feel like some tea??
?No I feel like a billposters bucket!?

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Ok well it's an oldie but goodie:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"

[Wishfulmakeupping]

Yes I am :) just had a lovely soak in the bath and feel loads better
I still want to hear it hearts

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Wishful, so glad to hear all that. Hopefully you are tucked up on your couch with hot chocolate and biscuits tonight!

Anyone still want to hear my limerick?

Yes it's filthy

[nickelbabe]

sometimes just being in a hospital situation can be stressful enough to keep your BP elevated. :(

[YorkshireDeb]

Woo hoo! So glad to hear they're letting you go home. Fingers crossed your bp stays down. X

[Wishfulmakeupping]

New update- the pains/fanjo rage have now ceased so baby time might be a while yet- but do get emotional before my period is due wonder if I'll cry at home?!
Seen doc this morning am allowed to go home this afternoon and come back in for montioring next week-yey :)
I've even had a nice chat with the Telly woman we have made peace in my 'early release- happy haze' even when she said ''at least it was nice and quiet last night

[CoteDAzur]

YABU but it's OK

When your baby is born and you don't have a minute to yourself in the day and definitely not many hours to sleep in the night either, you will think back at these entire days you could just lie back and relax.

[Borntobeamum]

Oh mistakes galore!
My dd was born on 22/12/84 and we were allowed HOME for Christmas!

[Whiteshoes]

Fanjo rage! Marvelous. This thread has many unexpected gems. It's totally the place to be. And there'll be a baby.

Glad to hear you got some sleep. And don't worry about the crying at all.

[Borntobeamum]

Please keep popping on here for a chat!
My dd is expecting a baby today! Well today is her due date.
I was taken into hospital at 31 weeks with high bp and protein and was in till I had her, induced at 37 weeks. Born on 22/12/94 and was allowed him on Xmas eve.
That was such a lovely Christmas!
I hope your bp settles and you're allowed home, or your contractions hot up and you have your baby soon x x

[Fakebook]

Wishful, sounds like the start! That's how I felt pains too. See, crying is good. Are you usually really hormonal before your period? The feelings you have before labour are usually the same as before labour commences.

[SageYourResoluteOracle]

How's it hangin', Wishful?
I think your fanjo is probably reacting with rage!
Glad you've had some sleep though!

[giraffesCantGoFirstFooting]

Much sympathy!

[Wishfulmakeupping]

update
Big ward lights went off at 11.50ish and tv woman finally turned the bloody thing off shortly after.
Slept from 12.30ish till 6.30idh only waking up twice which is a million times better than night before so feel semi-human today.
Pains- I've still got period like pains in my back and sides like a constant ache and then pains coming and going in my fanjo nice is this it- is it the start?? Or is this my fanjo reacting with rage at the sheer cheek of communal tv woman??

[Wishfulmakeupping]

Dan good stuff

There once was a silly bint on maternity,
Who watched noisy TV 'til eternity,
Until a mumsnetter's waters went pop,
And the bint had the sense to stop
'Cos she was covered in vernix and unattractivity. loves it Sage

:)

[DanFmDorking]

It?s amazing how thick the snow is out there.
I asked a snowman for the time and he just stared at me.

Never try to understand women.
Women understand women and they bloody hate each other.

Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller...
Do I have to think of everything?

I've just phoned the boss to see if I have to come in to work tonight. We decided that the roads are just too bad to travel.
It?s a shame really, because it's so warm in the gritting lorry.

Went to the fridge to check my burgers, aaaaannndddd they're off!

In spite of recent news, Tesco say their beef burger sales remain stable.

I went into Tesco cafe yesterday and ordered a burger. The girl asked if I wanted anything on it. I said £5 each way.

[SageYourResoluteOracle]

Okay, this probably needs more work but best effort for limerick reflective of current situation:

There once was a silly bint on maternity,
Who watched noisy TV 'til eternity,
Until a mumsnetter's waters went pop,
And the bint had the sense to stop
'Cos she was covered in vernix and unattractivity.

Oh god. I need to get to sleep, don't I?!

[SageYourResoluteOracle]

What's your limerick, Hearts?
First person that makes OP laugh so much she goes into labour, drenching the silly TV bint across the ward with an unexpected gush of amniotic fluid, wins a prize. A secret prize (nods authoritatively).

Wishing - crying in your situation is so allowed. I was admitted at 29 weeks with pre-eclampsia and DD was measuring very small. After a week on the ward, 4 nights of which were spent next to a woman who snored like a warthog, (Seriously. A. Piggin. Warthog. All fucking night long), my consultant swished around the curtain and announced that they were keeping me in until delivery. I was: [shocked]. I didn't so much as have a wee cry when I was given the news, rather I sobbed great big snotty sobs. I was in for 6 weeks in total (thank god as I managed to get DD to 35 weeks gestation - a total miracle). They did give me my own room after the first week but yes, sleeping on a ward is nigh on impossible.

You won't be in that much longer - 'tis very much time limited. Hang on in there. You can do this! Sending you wishes for sleep and pokey, head flicky vibes toward your cheeky telly addicted cell mate. (And sneaky unmumsnetty hugs) (and, should I be worried that my iPhone now seems to have added the word, 'unmumsnetty' to predictive text?!) x

[Wishfulmakeupping]

Hoping it's filth hearts?

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Wishful you are allowed to be a sobbing mess, a sad sack, whatever!

Maybe the baby is coming, like married said please do keep us up to date.

Oh , I have a Limerick too. Very rude it is.

[Wishfulmakeupping]

God I know I sound like a sadsack on that last post blimey!

[Wishfulmakeupping]

Turning back into a sobbing mess I'm afraid- doc and midwife just caught me mid-cry not too embarrassing redid my Bp got to do it all again tomo :(
When they asked why I was crying I said its cause I wan t to go home and sleep I'm shattered- but ward lights still on and that obviously wasn't a big enough hint for communal Tv lady who still has it on loud :( another night of shit sleep

[marriedinwhite]

Ooh turned into a baby coming thread.

Good luck OP. Let us know what happens. Fingers and Toes crossed. Going to bed now but will look in in the morning.