To think badly written sex scenes in fan fiction

[BalthierBunansa]

may be some of the funniest things ever?

Observe imgur.com/Jg60J

[Indith]

just marking a spot fir when I'm on computer later!

[Nixea]

Persevere Enfyshedd - it keeps getting, erm, better snorts

[Enfyshedd]

I've just read the first half of My Immortal, and I'm torn between being stunned through pure hilarity and sheer pain of how bad the writing is...

I really shouldn't be putting my poor brain through reading that when I'm on antibiotics...

[MrsReiver]

I'm looking lovingly at my still from DA2 signed my Mr Emery. Sexiest damn elf I've ever encountered. Legolas who?

[Nixea]

I've just lost about 3 hours watching Zenia's YouTube version of My Immortal

And am now crying! It's when Tom Riddle morphs into Tom Bombadil that I finally lost the plot completely!

[ArkadyRose]

ConfusedPixie Actually, he does do some screen work - he had a couple of small parts in films this summer that should be released next year, and he did some filming for an episode of casualty or Holby City bor something like that I think. But not as much as Gideon Emory, who played Fenris in DA2 - and who is currently appearing in Teen Wolf I think. They both show up quite regularly on gaming panels together and have threatened to read aloud various Fenders (Fenris/Anders) slashfics. They seem to be quite good sports over the vast amount of pervery their voice acting has inspired, thankfully!

(And a little bird tweets that perhaps you should look on AO3....)

[ConfusedPixie]

Arkady: He is quite an attractive fellow, I'm almost sad he doesn't act on screen! He sounds like a hilarious bloke too!

Which I totally didn't write a 'toughed' in my semi-drunken state. Or take three attempts to write that post...

[Stropzilla]

Archive of our own has some amazingly hot stuff on it. A friend told me, I would never read such filth. Or write it.

[ArkadyRose]

ConfusedPixie Mutual friend introduced me to him on Twitter as "the one who wrote "Touched". His response showed he'd read it. Said friend has now threatened to introduce us at some point....

Then again, this is the guy who said if his fans made him a cloak of dicks, he'd wear it - and actually did when duly presented with it at MCM Expo last May, so he's probably just amused by it. Still, embarassing!

[ConfusedPixie]

Arkady: Ah ha! That's brilliant! How did you find out that he'd read it? I dread to think anybody involved reading my slash stuff

[ArkadyRose]

Most embarassing experience of 2012: learning that Adam Howden, the voice actor for the character of Anders in the game Dragon Age 2, had read a slashfic I had written that was basically pure porn in which several male characters from DA2 did lots of naughty things to Anders.

That said, at least when I write slashfic I do remember the pertinent things - like lube.

[ConfusedPixie]

[ConfusedPixie]

Number 4 on that list is brilliant! I will ask DP to link me to my favourite reading of 50 shades, it's brilliant

[MrsGeologist]

I've never actually read it. Already laughing at GC playing Hogsmeade.

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

My Immortal is yeeeears old. It is a work of genius.

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

I think I may have died at "elfhood".

[BananaBubbles]

'BECAUSE?BECAUSE?.? Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. - Chapter 11'

[FiftyShedsOfGrey]

I've watched that bloody thing about 6 times now and every time he gets to the Avril Lavine cloak I literally cannot stop laughing.

[MrsGeologist]

PMSL at the Avril Levigne cloak

Bad fanfic usually makes me squirm, but that is just fucking hilarious

[50ShadesOfGreggs]

Oh god, oh god, I just followed 50 Sheds's link, this is priceless!

Avril Lavigne cloak... Priceless!

[50ShadesOfGreggs]

Still pmsl at "elfhood"

[Bonnefoi]

Now watching and laughing even harder. I'm going to end up with a hernia at this rate. Threads like this are why I love Mumsnet. Best New Year's Eve in ages...

[hiviolet]

I once read some Harry Potter mpreg (male pregnancy) fic. It was as hideous as you can imagine.

Iirc, Harry and Snape were a couple and were both pregnant at the same time.

[Bonnefoi]

Crying, literally crying with laughter at this thread.