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To want to commit matricide

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spiderslegs · 19/04/2011 20:50

I may actually kill her, just saying it makes me feel much better.

It's like the Three Lion's song;

'Thirty (seven) years of hurt never stopped me dreaming'.

I finally think it's time the England fans & I out this one to bed.

Not literally though. Don't call the police or anything.....

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risingstar · 19/04/2011 20:52

well, as I always say "if its not one thing, its your mother"

go on, do it- at the trail, as long as you have at least 10 women aged 35/50 they would aquit you.

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spiderslegs · 19/04/2011 21:04

Ohh, rising, never thought of that. However, I endeavor, as the mother of a daughter, to be someone who doesn't need a pillow pressed on their head whilst sleeping.

And, if I actually did mine in, what kind of example would that set???

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DrSeuss · 19/04/2011 21:40

I wouldn't even take it to trial if I were the CPS. Mine asked for it repeatedly and I was actually relieved when she died. I have shocked some people by saying that but it's true.

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TheSecondComing · 19/04/2011 21:49

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spiderslegs · 19/04/2011 22:13

TheSecond, about a bottle is fine. & yes, you can smoke.

Do as you will.

Fuck the mummy fascists.

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spiderslegs · 19/04/2011 22:14

& if it's your MIL you may kill without compunction.

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spiderslegs · 20/04/2011 01:35

She's just poppd her head up.

May lop it off.

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spiderslegs · 20/04/2011 01:36

popped

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matekiddleton · 20/04/2011 01:59

Deepest sympathies. You call it a rift; I call it a welcome break.

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flyingspaghettimonster · 20/04/2011 02:04

Killing her isn't the answer - well, unless she is insured for a LOT of money...

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spiderslegs · 20/04/2011 02:09

Ppft Flying

'tis a piffle

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