Absolutely mortified!!

[Revengers18]

I'm at parents evening and after finishing with one of the teachers I accidentally awkwardly hugged her... She opened one arm out, I put my hand out and we ended up doing a half handshake and half hug like rappers do, omg it was so awkward...

Anyone else accidentally done something mortifying, please relay me with teacher stories so I don't feel as embarrassed...

BTW, it was the first time I'd met her too...

Absolutely embarrassing! Now waiting to see another teacher, hopefully will not make the same mistake...

[bunintheoven88]

Made my night this 😂😂😂😂😂

[Varmints]

Oh dear

[Si1ver]

I once finished off a long detailed VM to my boss with ...."ok, love you, bye!"

[Itis6oclocksomewhere]

I feel your pain Revengers18.

I bumped into my DDs Head of House in the car park on the way into a school event.
He exclaimed "Mrs Itis, lovely to see you again!", and he leaned forward.
I stupidly thought he was leaning forward to greet me by kissing me on both cheeks.
So we had an awkward air kiss and then I noticed he had actually leaned forward with his hand extended to shake my hand.
Absolutely mortified and made worse by DD & DH not far behind looking on wondering what on earth was going on!
Can feel myself blushing now! 

[Worieddd]

Oh dear op. I actually LOL very loudly at this.

Cringing on your behalf 😂🙈🤭

[LanguidLobster]

Revengers18

What's your rap name?

[BrazzleDazzleDay]

Just back from parents evening myself and can say I thankfully behaved myself, no awkward hugging here phew

[WhyAmISoCold]

😁😁 that's hilarious OP.

DS is very energetic and constantly on the go, nothing seems to wear him out. One day he had a busy day with school sports but was still bouncing all, over the place. I saw his teacher and decided to joke with him about him not wearing DS out enough and started with 'I have a bone to pick with you....' except it came out quite agressively and he looked at me in surprise, which I then had to quickly back pedal and explain he hadn't worn DS out enough and try to laugh it off. I was mortified. Unfortunately DS has the same teacher again so I have to face him now.

[Sassielassie]

On a night out bumped into one of my DC teachers who was in the pub and quite well oiled.
He launched into a very lewd one sided conversation with my friend about how she looked like she would love 'back door sex'. (And im not talking about a quickie in the garden)
That made for an interesting parents night for everyone when it came round that year.
Dont know which one of us was more uncomfortable

[Villanellesproudmum]

You need to change your user name to Professor Green he is an awkward rapper

[pippop1317]

On multiple occasions I've said to my boss on the phone "love you bye!"
I think he expects it now!

[QOD]

I turned up to parents evening in dds year 12
So her 13th year at school
Her 6th year of senior school

I didn’t take dd. It didn’t occur to me.
The teachers were mystified as was I
She’d been part of it since yr 7
She was an ADULT

Twas well awkwarrrrd

[Spankyoumuchly]

That would have made my year if a parent hugged me!

[AfterSchoolWorry]

I was having a facial, the beautician had put a hair band on me to keep my hair back.

At the end of the treatment she leaned towards me with both arms out to remove the hairband, I got confused and gave her a hug. Awkward!

[Nettletheelf]

Who hasn’t done something like that?

I said, “bye darling!” To my happily married (like me) male boss many, many times when I forgot that I was talking to my WORK husband, not my REAL husband.

[JaretsGirlfren]

Oh OP this has made my day!

[Bluntness100]

I can't recall doing it myself, although I possibly have, but I had an employee end a call by saying love you bye, and I also had a very senior and very staid manager send me a text saying thanks with a kissy face emoji at the end, he's not that kind of bloke, I genuinely think he wasn't concentrating and did it automatically, as I sat there thinking did the head of Germany just send me kissy faces 🤣

[HoosierDaddy]

In hospital, there was a shift change and new nurse came round the ward. She was chatting to me from bottom of my bed, I was tucked in got the night. She put her hand out to get my chart, but I reckoned she wanted to shake hands, so awkwardly leaned down the length of entire bed to put my hand out. I was practically lying flat on my stomach. Fair play, she shook it without looking too 🤔

[GreenFieldsofFrance]

I walked past ds's teacher after dropping him in a couple of weeks ago and I noticed she'd straightened her hair and out of nowhere I far too enthusiastically started going on about how gorgeous it is and how I'd been wanting to tell her for AGES.just gave me a very muted "thanks" and carried on walking past me as I stood there smiling maniacally acting like a stalker. I was dying inside.

[halfwitpicker]

Utter carnage

[CajunShrimp]

Don’t feel bad OP. I did EXACTLY the same thing with a new starter at work, and to make it worse my manager was watching and made an ‘awkward’ face. I still cringe when I think about it, over a year later.

[MawkishTwaddle]

I cupped my hairdresser's boob.

She's not my hairdresser now.

[WobblyLondoner]

These have made my night, thank you.

[3boysandabump]

Omg I've just done a real ugly cry laugh at some of these.

I have parents evening tomorrow and I'm going to be so paranoid that I do something cringey now 😆

[SelinaMyers]

I’ve loved these!