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8 Again - It's a cracker

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Radley · 24/11/2006 08:52

I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN............................

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big
Bowl of Coco-Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:

  • The Death Slide
  • The Wall of Fear
  • The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
    Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
    Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband
    ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a Refreshing chocolate
    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
    Pop-corn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.
    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
    exhausted .
    He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
    "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed ..
    "I meant my dress size, you fckin twt"

    The moral of this story :
  • Even when a man is listening, he's still
    gonna get it wrong!!!!!
OP posts:
PennySweets · 25/11/2006 23:09

Good one!

Eight again? I'd like to have been an 8 at all !!

nikkie · 26/11/2006 19:51
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