Possibly the most revolting Maths joke ever

[booklooker]

Did you hear about the Mathematician with constipation?










He worked out a log with a pencil

[Mishaps]

Blimey that's an old one - it was doing the rounds when I was at school - and that was a while ago!

[booklooker]

Fair enough Mishaps

Do you know how to make seven even?

[MostlyHet]

Oh that's a very old one. But a good one.

Did you know there are three types of mathematicians?

Those who can count and those who can't.

[CrotchetQuaverMinim]

Which is of course quite similar to the well known:

There are 10 types of people - those who understand binary and those who don't.

Works on a both readings.

[MostlyHet]

A physicist, a mathematician and a logician are on the train to Scotland. As they cross the border, the physicist looks out the window and sees a sheep.

"Look, the sheep in Scotland are black."

"No," says the mathematician, "one of the sheep in Scotland is black."

"Still not right," says the logician, "one side of one of the sheep in Scotland is black."

[DanFmDorking]

Q. What does the 'B' in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for?
A. Benoit B Mandelbrot

Q. Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A. To get to the other… er…?

[purplepebbles]

Or...

[DanFmDorking]

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.