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I am dying from the stench of dog fart...

15 replies

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 02/11/2019 18:39

Bloody hell. We have been on holiday. All fine with BastardPup, except for a little bit of sick on Friday morning (4am. Thanks.). This morning he was sick again at 3am so DH took him out. He had a normal poo and went back to sleep. Wouldn't touch his food this morning. Been in the car for most of the day, with regular stops. Very loose poo at 12pm. Slightly better poo at 4pm. But from about 3pm onwards, he has been sharing the most noxious farts - not fun in a car, and to be honest not much fun in the house either.

I suspect he managed to eat a bit of seaweed yesterday while running like a loon around the beach. And now we are all suffering

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FuriousFlannels · 02/11/2019 18:41

Get a bottle of wine.

Open it.

Put the cork up his bum.

Drink the wine.

(you're welcome Grin)

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XXcstatic · 03/11/2019 14:33

Strike a match - gets rid of dog fart smells instantly (works for DHs too Wink)

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rookiemere · 03/11/2019 18:44

Rookiepups farts used to be absolutely noxious, but thankfully have decreased significantly the older he has got so I don't think we've been much troubled since he was about 9 months. I guess when they are younger their wee tummies are just developing and can't digest as effectively.

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kelper · 03/11/2019 19:45

hahahaha my sisters frenchies got into the bin last week and ate out of date eggs!!! She keeps messaging me about the smell and I keep laughing!!!
I agree about striking matches, but apart from that I'm helpless, sorry OP!

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TubbyMcTat77 · 03/11/2019 19:56

Deepest sympathies. My dogs farts are utterly foul. Never experienced stench like it.

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MrGsFancyNewVagina · 03/11/2019 20:00

FuriousFlannels Angry
You made me snort! I sound like I’m farting when I’m snorting! Stop it!


Grin

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XXcstatic · 03/11/2019 20:03

My dogs farts are utterly foul. Never experienced stench like it

My DH thought that getting XXpup would give him cover for his own noxious emissions, but even he can't compete with a dog gut, so I can always tell which of them is guilty Wink

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Wolfiefan · 03/11/2019 20:04

You’ve smelt nothing until you have a wolfhound who’s eaten tripe. Envy
NOT ENVY Grin

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StillMedusa · 03/11/2019 21:34

OMG Wolfie, we gave our puppy tripe... once. Never again. I'm surprised there wasn't a cartoon style green cloud behind her. Even she was horrified by what was emanating from her butt Grin

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Wolfiefan · 03/11/2019 21:45

That’s the stuff. Grin

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ChardonnaysDistantCousin · 03/11/2019 21:48

My dogs' farts wake me up at night. I keep threatening to kick the bastards out of the bedroom.

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ChardonnaysDistantCousin · 03/11/2019 21:48

The smell, I mean, silent but deadly.

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Elzbells · 03/11/2019 22:03

I've got a french bulldog. When he farts you can actually taste it 🤮

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MissKittyBeaudelais · 08/11/2019 19:19

@FuriousFlannels 😂😅😃🤣😄😆😂

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LimeJellyHead · 20/11/2019 10:55

OMG, our GSD farts are soooo bad. What is odd is that me and my husband are gagging and covering our noses but our little terrier lays quite happily next to the Shepherd and doesn't seem to notice Grin

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