My dog is scared of his own farts...

[ThursdayLast]

...but only when in the house. Farting is okay when outside.
When he farts he can't stay in that spot, so he is currently under the dining table looking v shady and sad.
I'm trying v hard not to laugh!

Btw he's a staffy, and everyone knows how fierce they are right?!

[JodiLeighLeigh]

Too funny. Mine wakes himself up snoring and lets out a yelp. He then proceeds to look for the source of the noise and gets upset when he can't work it out.

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

My two both have gut rot today. They silently fart, then get up and slink out of the room leaving me to choke to death

[Fancies40Winks]

Yeah, my dog would lie in one place for ages then suddenly slope off looking guilty. Then her Silent But Deadly would hit. Oh the humanity! She stank, bless her.

[ThursdayLast]

JodiLeighLeigh That is how he acts when he farts...like his bum is playing tricks on him and can't be trusted!

I think things must have chilled out a bit because he's back on his chair looking a little more relaxed now. This is good news for us all

[JodiLeighLeigh]

Lol, I bet it's hilarious. I can only liken it to the time my step dad fell asleep on the couch, woke himself up with a huge fart and gave my mum snd me a filthy look for waking him. Quite literally had me in tears laughing!

[ClaimedByMe]

The only fierce thing about a staffy is their farts...eyes up stinky staffy on the other sofa, her farts also offend her and she looks accusingly around the room when she lets off!

[fanoftheinvisibleman]

I am scared of my dogs farts tonight. I'm not sure if it was the first lamb bone in a while or the raw egg but he's dangerous tonight. I still haven't dared to shut the back door tonight yet!

[Tortoise]

I'm stuck in a room with a farting jack Russell and a farting greyhound! I may not survive the night!

[ThursdayLast]

Hahaha, I'm glad I wasn't suffering alone last night!

My staff is also afraid of open windows...DP just threw a spider out and now the dog is cowering under the table again!

And the Hoover...apart from when I tried to Hoover the sitting room with DS on play mat on the floor. Suddenly staffy was barking and snarling at the pipe, I think he was trying to protect the baby!

[GemmaTeller]

Last christmas we had a huge joint of beef, there was loads left.

DH gave some to the boxers along with the bones - several hours later the dogs bean bag was surrounded with a wall of noxious gas - it was horrendous! We has to put our coats on and open the patio doors and back door for half an hour to dispel it.

On a different note, I wish mine were scared of the lawnmover - they just lay there sprawled out while you mow round them

[fanoftheinvisibleman]

Yes, I had to hoover round the dog yesterday. He doesn't always like it if Henry smiles at him the wrong way though!

His stinky guts seem better this morning though.