After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ...WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!
We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children this weekend! They are described as:
One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had Chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.
One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training - shouldn't take long at all.
We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.
I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed in rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
If you're worried about your pet's health, please speak to a vet or qualified professional.
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NewYearNewKnickersOnMyHead · 09/01/2011 23:21
I'm not sure, this is a cross post to get this seen for someone else...
Someone has been reading BIGGSD forum recently methinks!
I haven't seen that in ages, had forgotten about it when all of a sudden someone posted it on BigGSD this weekend.
Just that same day been asked to find rescue for a pair of GSD because a couple have a baby now 
- this came up at a very appropriate time.
but 
at the same time.
I wonder how many people will have a SOHF though?
Hmmm, my DS could do with a some company. I have room for the boy, but not the girl. Are you willing to split them up?
If so I would be willing to take the boy on a trial basis, but must warn you that if he doesn't settle I will pass him on.
Actually, this must be what it is like for foster kids .
If DioneTheDiabolist takes the boy, I'll rehome the girl. She sounds gorgeous and I've always wanted a wee girl.
Don't worry about the vegetarianism. I am experienced in that can deal with it. However, your unwillingness to take Gilbert II off my hands means that I can't take your girls. I couldn't handle them all. It would just be too much. Sorry .
LMAO!!
But also what a fab idea! Anyone fancy taking in 5 kids of varying ages?
I was just about to come on and rant about FTGH and then realised it was a joke... sort of.
I wish you all the best with rehoming your children, god knows I have thought about it with my 2. 
valhalla that is just disgraceful!
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