Whatever happened to the original Josie Jump?

[Newbarnsleygirl]

Did she get the monk on when everyone else was at it and she never had a go or what?

[starshaker]

thank you nobody would believe me that it was a new 1 ill need to get them all on here to prove im right

[Newbarnsleygirl]

She crap compared to the old one. You can tell she's different because of her accent and she looks different.

[Newbarnsleygirl]

Come on, this is an important question!

[wobblyknicks]

This is supposed to be a secret but ask coppertop. It has something to do with a spade, a hole, a patio and rather a lot of concrete.

[Fio2]

maybe she jumped so high she got stuck on the moon

[Newbarnsleygirl]

COPPERTOP!

Get over here answer and answer my important question

I cannot possibly move from my seat until I know!

[wobblyknicks]

nbg - ummm, I didn't think I'd left you in much doubt about what happened!!! Suffice it to say, you won't be seeing her again.

[wobblyknicks]

....and if you're smiley and full o' beans, don't go near ct!!

[Newbarnsleygirl]

It sounds all a bit too sinister to me!

Why shouldn't I go near CT?

[wobblyknicks]

If you're too bouncy she's got a wicked way with a plank of wood

[Newbarnsleygirl]

Eh?!

You are confusing me now!

[wobblyknicks]

First she asks you nicely to stop being so lively, then she makes you stop

[Newbarnsleygirl]

I don't need her plank of wood.

DD has just drawn on her trainers

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[wobblyknicks]

Oh no, did it come out?

[binkybetsy]

I don't like that new one, I wondered how many people she'd slept with to get the job since she obviously has little talent. I think they could've at least got someone who pronounce words all proper like.

[sparklymieow]

I KNOW I KNOW!!!!

[Newbarnsleygirl]

Come on then Sparklycat, spill the beans

[ditsymum]

I need to know before I explode

[sparklymieow]

wasn't it something to do with the owner of the castle told some children that were visiting that she was buried underneath the castle patio.... I know they changed the castle.... but where is she??? knowing me its all wrong, but it was about a year ago...

[Plummers]

The original Josie Jump is indeed helping to support a recently-laid patio. Ironic considering poor old Josie could never say she was recently laid.

[wobblyknicks]

PMSL!!!! At least for once in her life she's flat out.

[Plummers]

I always thought she needed to be a bit more laidback......

[wobblyknicks]

lol - she must be having a hard time though!!

[Plummers]

Yes, but at least she won't be feeling too under the weather.

[wobblyknicks]

She can do permanent weight lifting now at least