cBeebies, another rant

[Pruners]

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[edam]

I like your rant. Although I'm sure Bagpuss did have moralising (wasn't Professor Yaffle usually shown up as a bit boastful or something?).

Don't really mind Cbeebies but the effing Tweenies bleating on about safety in the home do piss me off. As if only some berks who get their fashion tips from C&A circa 1976 can save children from idiot parents who think running with scissors is a good idea.

[pigleto]

Public service ethos gone mad.

I object to all the healthy eating rubbish they spout, my children do not want half a cucumber carved into the shape of a shark for their tea they would like some shepards pie and peas with tomato sauce.

[Pruners]

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[Greensleeves]

oh god NO not Auntie effing Mabel, she sings like Edith Piaf on the cooking sherry

cbeebies is wall to wall wank.

[Greensleeves]

and pmsl at the idea of Bagpuss doing a little 'final thought' a la Jerry Springer

[edam]

Ah, but they did have a song that went something like 'chocolate spread
is nice on bread
I'm having my favourite tea tonight.'

[Tnog]

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[Greensleeves]

Oh FUCK OFF edam, I had only just got that sodding arsing "spaghetti is messy, chocolate spread is nice on bread" shit out of my head and you have PUT IT BACK

bannannannannah

[edam]

You brought it on yourself by complaining about their healthy eating stance...

[edam]

Spaghetti is messy
Peas and rice are very nice
Chocolate spread
Is nice on bread
I'm having my favourite tea tonight...

Esp. for you, Greeny.

[colditz]

I know, it pisses me off too, and there isn't another advert-free channel that doesn't moralise at them all the time.

I love In The Night Garden. No morals at all.

[colditz]

And the Pontipine children are often downright naughty, and never get their comeuppance!

[Greensleeves]

Whotf are the Pontipine children?

[colditz]

The children of the Pontipine family, of course

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[BexieID]

The Pontipines are annoying, and why don't we see their neighbours, the Wottingers, more often?

Tom loves the Tittifers, but do they do toys of them???