My son watches too much TV!

[3Ddonut]

He has hand, foot and mouth and is covered in spots. Last night he said he wanted some medicine, he didn't feel poorly just wanted it to make his spots go. I said, there's no medicine that will make your spots go. He says 'T-Gel will' hehehehehehe!!!!

[PeachesMcLean]

Snigger.
though I know why no one else has answered this 3Ddonut, cos no one wants to admit their child watches too much tv.

So I'm rather embarrassed to say, DS over heard on the radio about a major accident on the motorway near here. He said "The AA team will be sooo busy. But it is only £39 to join, so that's ok".

[beautifuldays]

not tele i know but my ds (3) reguarly sings "the chris moyles show on national radio one"!!!!!!!!

[sockmonkey]

Was ROFL at DS1 playing in the sink saying "bang, and the dirt is gone" in a proper Barry Scott voice.

[MaureenMLove]

Whe I was teaching dd to count backwards from 10, she used to count down and finish with 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, STOP COOKING!

[Raahh]

Pmsl, Peaches...

[3Ddonut]

sockmonkey, you just reminded me, my dd was tidying her bedroom, she came downstairs and said 'Mammy do you have any cillit bang?' I was she's 5.