Have had 6 months to prepare for holiday, 5 days to go and still fat stomach help!

[DaphneMoon]

Just had bikini delivered, my stomach is huge and my arse hangs more out of bottoms than in! Any ideas what I can do in the next 5 days, other than a minor miracle.

[Shooflypie]

Healthy eating, lots of water, go swimming, good fake tan, pretty sarong

[DaphneMoon]

Yes you are so right Shooflypie, it is a shame I didn't do all this when I booked the bloody holiday 6 months ago Fake tan def good idea, you know what they always say, brown fat looks better than white fat.
I could do with a nasty 5 day stomach bug to sort me out.

[janmoomoo]

I always try and sit next to the fattest family on the beach, then I feel mighty slim!

[DaphneMoon]

LOL Janmoomoo, the funny thing is I will never see these people again, but it still gets to me. I'm also not looking forward to my DSS and DSD seeing my stomach as their mum has washboard for a tummy.