SIL turned up to my wedding in white trousers and a white see through top with a white sequined see through bra underneath. She has rather, um, noticeable nipples. After a few drinks too many, one of the male guests at the wedding was heard to remark "Like she's got two chocolate buttons stuck in there"
DH's aunt turned up in a long tight white dress with a big slit up the side.
You can tell I really love my inlaws - and vice-versa
Honestly I was as far from a Bridezilla as you could possibly have got at my own wedding (something to do with JUST SURVIVING the day as my MIL was kicking off... about everything...) and even I would have been cheesed off if someone had turned up wearing that!!!