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DPs neck again! Klaxon right now

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Ohb0llocks Sun 09-Oct-16 18:54:17

Remember the angry looking thing on DPs neck? That he wouldn't let me lance!? It's back and he's now trying to lance it himself as I do not have the balls.

He's just asked me if I'm telling my 'strange friends' about this.

It won't go I keep hearing 'I can't do it it won't do it', just blood ATM.

Gileswithachainsaw Sun 09-Oct-16 18:55:45

Photo or you are a liar wink

SauvignonBlanche Sun 09-Oct-16 18:57:14


Ausernotanumber Sun 09-Oct-16 18:59:15

Where are you? I'll be there in SECONDS. I have sterilised needles and mag sulph and long fingernails for squeezing purposes.

DeputyPecksBentBeak Sun 09-Oct-16 19:05:32

Photo grin

Lunar1 Sun 09-Oct-16 19:08:22

You know the!

AlistairSim Sun 09-Oct-16 19:12:24

You haven't even tried to describe it, OP.
Poor show!

ApocalypseNowt Sun 09-Oct-16 19:13:08

Photo or you're just attention seeking in a slightly strange way.

Ohb0llocks Sun 09-Oct-16 19:16:07

I'm putting DS to bed I will ask to take one when I get back downstairs. He is armed with sterilised needle, and graze plasters hmm

Definitely better things to do with my time than make something up for some attention, but thanks for that. confused

ApocalypseNowt Sun 09-Oct-16 19:17:52

I was joking! Sorry! Should've put a winky face!

I just really want to see a photo!

Longdistance Sun 09-Oct-16 19:18:10

Bottle 😬 🌋

EvansAndThePrince Sun 09-Oct-16 19:26:54

grin sporners get mean for sporn!

OP ... photo though... wink

Ohb0llocks Sun 09-Oct-16 19:27:01

What do we do with said bottle?

Ohb0llocks Sun 09-Oct-16 19:30:02

This is the original for anyone who didn't see it!

ijustwannadance Sun 09-Oct-16 19:30:03

Forget the bloody photos, you need to film it pimple popper style! biscuit<spot

JammyDodger16 Sun 09-Oct-16 19:33:05

Need a progress photo update!!'

DeputyPecksBentBeak Sun 09-Oct-16 19:51:21

That is glorious

Gileswithachainsaw Sun 09-Oct-16 19:53:10

Did we miss a photo? I can't see one

Ohb0llocks Sun 09-Oct-16 20:32:19

It's it's still doing bugger all, stabbed it but just blood and clear fluid, but there is definitely more on there I just know it. Sent him off for a hot shower will it help? Should we stab it with something thicker? How do you sterilise a craft knife? Heat?

Boogers Sun 09-Oct-16 20:38:15

Awwww, I was getting all excited for a hot juicy squirter! A photo after the event isn't the same sad

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