DPs neck again! Klaxon right now

[Ohb0llocks]

Remember the angry looking thing on DPs neck? That he wouldn't let me lance!? It's back and he's now trying to lance it himself as I do not have the balls.

He's just asked me if I'm telling my 'strange friends' about this.

It won't go I keep hearing 'I can't do it it won't do it', just blood ATM.

[Gileswithachainsaw]

Photo
Photo
Photo or you are a liar

[SauvignonBlanche]

Photo!!

[Ausernotanumber]

Where are you? I'll be there in SECONDS. I have sterilised needles and mag sulph and long fingernails for squeezing purposes.

[DeputyPecksBentBeak]

Photo

[Lunar1]

You know the rules....photo!

[AlistairSim]

You haven't even tried to describe it, OP.
Poor show!

[ApocalypseNowt]

Photo or you're just attention seeking in a slightly strange way.

[Ohb0llocks]

I'm putting DS to bed I will ask to take one when I get back downstairs. He is armed with sterilised needle, and graze plasters

Definitely better things to do with my time than make something up for some attention, but thanks for that.

[ApocalypseNowt]

I was joking! Sorry! Should've put a winky face!

I just really want to see a photo!

[Longdistance]

Bottle 😬 🌋

[EvansAndThePrince]

sporners get mean for sporn!

OP ... photo though...

[Ohb0llocks]

What do we do with said bottle?

[Ohb0llocks]

This is the original for anyone who didn't see it!

[ijustwannadance]

Forget the bloody photos, you need to film it pimple popper style!

[JammyDodger16]

Need a progress photo update!!'

[DeputyPecksBentBeak]

That is glorious

[Gileswithachainsaw]

Did we miss a photo? I can't see one

[Ohb0llocks]

It's it's still doing bugger all, stabbed it but just blood and clear fluid, but there is definitely more on there I just know it. Sent him off for a hot shower will it help? Should we stab it with something thicker? How do you sterilise a craft knife? Heat?

[Boogers]

Awwww, I was getting all excited for a hot juicy squirter! A photo after the event isn't the same