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KLAXON!! DD's leg, as promised

(21 Posts)
IdBuyThatForADollar Tue 03-May-16 20:18:56

Mmmm. One needle. One 'Spot the Wookie' book for distraction. Five minutes later....

IdBuyThatForADollar Tue 03-May-16 20:19:13

Good Lord. She is always grubby.

KittyandTeal Tue 03-May-16 20:20:20

What is that?

DeathByMascara Tue 03-May-16 20:20:30

Name changing regular sporner! I missed the original story, what is it and how did it happen? <grabs popcorn & settles down for tale>

Stratter5 Tue 03-May-16 20:21:01

Is that an earring back? shock

Stratter5 Tue 03-May-16 20:22:00

Ignore, far too small. WTF is it?

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Tue 03-May-16 20:24:35

Ooo, that's delightfully grim.


ManonCrempog Tue 03-May-16 20:24:56

Ooooh! a bit of glitter?

WhoTheFuckIsSimon Tue 03-May-16 20:25:37

What the hell is it and how did it get in her leg?

IdBuyThatForADollar Tue 03-May-16 20:29:09

I have no'idea what it is. She had a spot on her leg for ages. It started hurting a while ago but she wouldn't let me near it. Then it went yellow and I went in for the kill.

IdBuyThatForADollar Tue 03-May-16 20:30:03

DP says it's an infected hair follicle but he's a film director so his medical credentials as hardly up to scratch.

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Tue 03-May-16 20:35:31

I think it's grit.

Or a massive blackhead.

sonlypuppyfat Tue 03-May-16 20:37:11

Is your name from Robocop?

IdBuyThatForADollar Tue 03-May-16 20:41:07

Puppy - yes!

I reckon blackhead too Joffrey.

LetThereBeCupcakes Tue 03-May-16 20:41:09


Your DH is seriously lacking in imagination, considering his line of work. Tsk. I think it looks like a teeny tiny snail.

Babymamaroon Tue 03-May-16 20:41:15

Oooh lovely! Thank you grin

ScarletForYa Tue 03-May-16 20:44:09

Dissect it!

SlimCheesy Tue 03-May-16 20:44:26

Alien egg. You need to press a bit more though- looks like there might be more inside.

IdBuyThatForADollar Tue 03-May-16 20:51:30

Scarlet - it sort of crumbled away when I tried.

Slim - DD rebelled when I tried to carry on, so it was clean up and plaster time. I'll be keeping a close eye on it though.

ScarletForYa Tue 03-May-16 20:52:53

Still though, good work OP.

I'm quite jealous!

WhoTheFuckIsSimon Tue 03-May-16 21:10:59

I say fossilised Amber?

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