on a lighter note what sports could you invent that your dc could do in the Paralympics

[2shoes]

??
dd could do the
spit the food the furthest,
shout at the pretend phone the loudest

come on add yours

[magso]

Biggest hug?

[PersonalClown]

Charming things out of people...

He's just come home with stunt pegs on his bike that he charmed out of one of the other kids. I dont have to feed him as all the other neighbours love him.
He managed to get a free ice cream out of my mates ice cream man and apparently he doesnt do freebies!!

[LollipopViolet]

I could do the touch typing event. Not for speed, but for actually being able to when my non-visually impaired friends look at me in wonder and go "how do you do that?" I could also do the head first slide...a variation of the long jump, where I run, don't see the take off board, trip over it, and go flying head first into the sandpit :D

[Cappuccino]

if there was a sport in musical statues, dd1 would be in it

even if someone was shrieking "Will you MOVE" at her all the way through

[MannyMoeAndJack]

This is easy!

My ds would beat all comers in the jumping up and down competition.

Provided there was a track from which there was no escape (so, high walls either side), then he would also excel at sprinting.

Also, if all his energy could be harnessed effectively, he could fully light the gym

[Icanseethesea]

Ds would get a gold in 'losing things'
And 'getting soaked to the skin in the blink of an eye'. That child would find water in a desert and be drenched!!

[anonandlikeit]

DS2 would win Gold in CRYING, he can go on for hours.
Over reacting & falling over.

And the best smile & biggest eyes

[scampicat]

Reciting word-for word whole chunks of text/conversation in a book or film he's enjoyed and only read/seen once.

[r3dh3d]

Licking the largest number of total strangers.
Furthest carrying high pitched scream (and yes, I know that would be a hotly contested category, but I'm pretty confident )
Falling over own feet most often in 100 metres.

That wheelchair high jump sounds amazing! I want a go, now!

[magso]

OOh R3dh3d ds would make a worthy competator in all of those especially the licking strangers!
Throwing the furthest by accident?
Pteradactle screaching competetion.

[Thomcat]

DD1 would win the 'Climbing Stairs as slowly as possible' race!

[sphil]

Poo lobbing. Gold medal cert

[Seuss]

LOL 'Poo lobbing'. I can't top that.